dear internet, i dont give a fuck

*Looking at a gay couple* so which one of you is Colin Mochrie and which one is Ryan Styles

what nobody tells you about weekends is that it’s already monday

I have random followers I have an attachment to for no reason and whenever I see them in my notes I'm like "awww it's them :)" and it makes me happy. Listen to me....you never know the full enjoyment you bring to other people's lives

drake?

josh?

where’s the body of christ?

i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

fabulous 

i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.

#HAPPY GOOD FRIDAY

People taking “journal factory exploded” so to heart on here is so sad to me there is nothing more natural or beautiful than embarrassingly oversharing on tumblr… that’s literally what tumblr is for if you want pictures go to Pinterest….

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

i should be able to file for divorce on another couples behalf

Can’t believe my job makes me do my job on the days I am scheduled to work my job what the fuck

thank you for following me I have nothing to offer