dear internet, i dont give a fuck

no you do not need to hold fictional characters "accountable". they are not real.

i am an ally to all embarrassing and uncool women forever and ever

Being a Dan and Phil fan for so long is just putting on clown makeup and having conspiracy theories, then taking off the clown makeup and patting yourself on the back for growing as a person and then wait no you were right the first time get the fucking clown makeup back on

i dont even know where the bit ends and i begin

what is it they put in the hardware store to make it smell so good

tumblr is great bc its like a diary where I can take other peoples diary entries and glue them into my own diary

Do it scared but please don't do it hungry. Please don't do it dehydrated. It's gonna make it so much scarier. Please.

Remember when joining fandom as a younger person meant lurking for a bit and figuring out the vibe and etiquette instead of coming in on day one and calling people weirdos for liking weirdo shit in the weirdo factory.

genuinely do NOT want the world to see me because i don’t think that they’d understand