summer distaste

listen i might not respond or know how but i get excited over my friends being excited even if i have no idea wtf is even going on im just happy that u havin fun with a thing

me

i don’t know a lot about metal gear solid or jojo’s bizarre adventure but i would describe both as “absurdist homoeroticism”

You aren’t wrong.

@havinghorns

wait do those tin can phones really work?? I thought this was all a myth.

I just looked up a video this is wild I’m making one tomorrow

in my high school Art 4 class while we were no doubt supposed to be getting ready for a Very important Art Show, two of my friends made one of these phones but instead of talking into it they would write messages and clip it to the string and slide it across the string to the other and when the art teacher asked why they said “we’re texting” and she could not BELIEVE it, this was the FUNNIEST thing she’d heard all year so she got on her office phone and called the principal and said “two girls are texting in my classroom I need you to come take their phones and issue them detentions” and we all waited like assholes for him to show up and when he asked where they were she gestured at my friends “texting” on their tin can phone and my principal was already a pretty tired dude but that was the most exhausted I think he ever looked.

@glintglimmergleam @prousts

be the cryptid you wish to see in the woods