toni

whenever I tell a story I feel like Uncle Colm from Derry Girls

free museum trips are wasted on unappreciative middle schoolers. let me go

the art of not being ready and doing it anyway will take you far

every tumblr update is like walking into my own fucking room and realizing someone moved my bed to a different wall. girl WHERE is my feng shui

i think avoiding everything is going to save me for real this time

does anyone else think about how brave all their friends are and get really emotional about it

I'm glad everyone is alive rn

ma'am, I'm going to place you on a brief hold while I look for a reaction image

“this’ll do numbers on tumblr” I think knowing damn well it’s only gonna get 3 likes

in a way i am my own dead wife