gashadokuro

"You’re such a child."

"Am I?"

"Nowhere in particular. Have you been following me? You fell down about three times. Is this what Muguruma has been teaching you?"

"I only fell twice, Hitsugaya-taichou. And don't worry, this is our secret!"

"What is it, Maki?"

"Where're you heading, huh?"

"Hit-su-gaya-taichoooou~!"

"Of course you did." Follows after her at a leisurely pace. "How often do you go to the fourth, exactly?" 

"Eh? Like every other day." Glances behind her to smile at him, "It depends how many times I trip over my hair. Oooor run into something. Sometimes, Kenta bumps into me though."

"God dammit…" Sighs and turns her in the right direction. "It’s this way…" 

"Oh. I knew that! Duh. Okay! Now, we go!" Once again started towards the Fourth, this time in the right direction. 

"Why do you need someone to go with you?" Sighs. "Fine. Whatever. I’ll take you." 

"Great! Let's go then!" And began marching in the opposite direction of the Fourth.

"I don’t know what you want me to do. You have to be more specific." 

"Let's go to the Fourth Division together! No one else will go with me because they're scared they'll step on my hair."

"It’s you, y’dumbass."

"Ehh? What did I do?"

"Eh? Oh, my bad." Lifts foot from her hair. It was like a tail or something, "They let you walk around with that much hair? Geez."

"Of course they do. As if I'd cut my hair."

"Right. And honestly, I was makin’ some fer’ the whole team, but y’know, a certain long-haired, seemingly innocent little brat doesn’t deserve any.”

"Hm? Who's that? Is it Shuuhei-fukutaichou?"

"Have you never eaten my cooking before or what—"

"Yeah! It can be super good!" 

"Do you want ice or something? Shouldn’t you go to the fourth to make sure there’s no actually damage?" 

"I think the nurses get annoyed with me. I go there all the time..."

"Whoa, look at this hair," Steps on it, "Is it real? Pretty long."

"Hey! Watch where you're going!" She had snapped right over her shoulder before turning around.