Mech Pilot

In the club throwing bouillon cubes at the back of people's heads

no such thing as wasting your 20s your 20s are for recovering from whatever the fuck happened to you as a kid so that youre ready to get weird with it in your 30s

it was awesome being a kid worried about the environment. like oh they are cutting down too many trees, we have to work together and plant more :~) but these days its like its in the air its in the water its in my blood its in my blood its in my blood its in my blood

Kissed my android gf too much so she can’t talk due to overheating. She is spamming me with ‘<3’ via her chest display though, so i think it’s okay

bro doesn’t even have a certain je ne sais quoi

the older i get the more sensitive i become to warm genuine words, like wow you really think that kindly of me? hold up, lemme cry

Why are the horrors calling you "babygirl"? 🤨

*me as a dj* who’s in the club lookin to get corrrrrrrrrupted by my dark sigil !

The made up concept of christian/catholic suffering has so many people grabbed by the balls.

Protestant Work Ethic is literally a cycle of abuse