spearmint glitter

I could seriously use this money right now….

Please give me my refund of 400$ soon…

I feel obligated to reblog this every time it shows up in my dash

So I reblogged this exactly a week ago because I thought it was funny and uh lo and behold, a family friend wrote me a big ol’ check just to help me out of a tough financial spot AND my bank refunded me $32 for fees they’d originally taken out. SO UH YEAH. Reblogging this again in hopes that it brings equally good fortune to my followers.

Sure why not? Jobs bring in money and prosperity…

I NEED TO FIX MY CAR DOOR

It fucking WORKED.

Could use this to help with Mini-p’s nursery school, the need to get our winter tires put on rims (which would save us tire-changing money in the long run), maybe someday help me visit my family in the US again, lol… :) Between winter tires at the start of the year, needing to have the garage door fixed, needing a new dryer, then losing the nice subsidized nursery school program, etc…2018 has been a bit spendier than normal. D'oh.

I can always use a boost. Hopefully from book orders!

Let’s go 10 of Pentacles. 🖤🌙

This is what I need right now 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾

🙏🙏🙏🙏

I’ll never get over how great this joke is.

how did they learn to translate languages into other languages how did they know which words meant what HOW DID TH

Fan Fact #2: When Spanish conquistadors landed in the Yucatán peninsula, they asked the natives what their land was called and they responded “Yucatán”. In 2015, it was discovered that in those mesoamerican languages, “Yucatán” meant “I don’t understand what you are saying”

W H E E Z E

I love entomology so much because so many words kind of happened by accident or by a native speaker trying to say “WTF are you saying?“

People might not realize how groundbreaking this is to recognize in India.

She finally took a break from studying

Omfg

-one person mixed up the target and walmart logo

look I’ll be the first to agree colleges couldn’t possibly take more money from us without just making Faustian Bargains but if one more freshman trips a fire alarm at 1am and makes the whole building evacuate because they don’t know how to make popcorn I’m gonna fill the whole lobby with sand

How do you get to be a freshman in college and not know how to make popcorn?

this opened my eyes

These are 3 completly seperate emotions

i don’t care about kylo ren’s divorce

you know what you’re so fucking right

minecraft steve is the most whitewashed character on the planet and no one talks about it 

Minecraft Steve and Jesus are the most whitewashed characters on the planet

Minecraft Steve is Jesus you fool

when u go to pick up the vase u saw on craigslist but when u get there it’s actually two people facing each other