Sugarspun Dreamer

he’s got that previously neglected shelter dog rizz. he looks like he wants to quietly sit next to you on the couch while you watch TV

he looks like he lets out a pathetic sad little sigh sometimes for no reason

i love when they draw a carrot on top of the carrot cake just to remind you this aint no ordinary fuckin cake youre dealing with

no sorry i dontreally consume any media outside of letting this purple fungus grow in my lunggs

you can strip an angel of it's divinity by touching it with a magnet because the memory on it's hard drive is easily erased by anything with a strong enough magnetic field

*making out with you* *stops* i think someone just split the timelines

anne rice didn’t create a freudian nightmare web of fucked up vampiric relationships just for you all to reduce lestat and claudia to a mother-daughter duo

I love hearing people go into a genuine, uncontrollable laughing fit. It brightens my soul in a manner I can't explain.

A bunch of us used to get together at one friend’s apartment on the weekends and she’d have her window open and she said her neighbour once wistfully told her “you always sound like you girls are having such fun. i listen for your laughing on sundays”

oh hey I know these guys! they’re in a little tide pool at the Monterrey Bay Aquarium and they’re super sweet. If they see you standing next to the pool they’ll jump up out of the water and splash you until you pet them

Now this is what I am fucking talking about