everything begins and ends in the sea

you came back wrong and i am racked with guilt because i cannot bear to see you like this and i should have let you rest. i loved you so much that i defied death itself but i do not think either of us are happy

this is what microwaving leftover pizza feels like

stop it i was trying to be gothic

there must be something extremely wrong with you if you see people shoplifting and you try to stop them. imagine dickriding being your full time job? crazyy

i always convince myself i dont sound that weird and then i go out in the world and get involved in anything longer than transactional small talk and its like ohhh thats right ive only been hanging out with gay people who speak in riddles

girl who hasn't felt real since she was six: i'm just a little silly sometimes :3c

you guys dont even know that the zootopia abortion comic takes place inside jerry seinfelds apartment

*reading philosophy* hmm well it depends

oh my god it's finally fuck or die friday for real