the dangerous maniac all over YOUR local news!

wait should I get really into catholic kink after 30 years of not giving a shit about it

Absolutely criminal amount of hot men around me at all times btw it’s hell out here in the midwestern blue collar scene

woke up thinking about sucking dick before i even opened my eyes

thinking about the dj at a bar me and v were at a few years ago that came up to us, specifically, to really snarkily bitch about not getting any requests when we were the only people in the room to put in requests at all. what was that about do you think does anyone know what the fuck that was

peeling and slicing fruit for juicing while the sun shines and good music is on and my chickens are clucking outside btw

Grabs you and shakes you and kills you and rips and tears and bites