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a collection of tweets, part 7

(the series)

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overthinkinglotr

Another hilarious thing I feel we should talk about more is the fact that *film* Aragorn and Arwen break up right before Aragorn leaves Rivendell……. meaning that film!Aragorn spends most of the quest in an “oh my god my relationship of 50 years just ended what do I even do with myself????” depression haze.

It explains so much…..

Like. Externally Aragorn is on an epic quest to save Middle Earth, internally he’s crying on the couch in his sweatpants eating a tub of the Middle-Earth equivalent of Ben and Jerry’s

overthinkinglotr

Legolas: Aragorn?

Aragorn: Arwen used to call me Aragorn…..

Legolas: Because it’s your fucking name

overthinkinglotr

To be clear I actually love the film’s version of Aragorn/Arwen’s relationship, there’s a lot of Dramatic Potential/ angsty meta you could write on it, but–.

BUT

It’s also like– you think Aragorn has to put up with Legolas and Gimli’s annoying romance antics? Legolas and Gimli have to deal with Aragorn spending half the quest staring wistfully into the distance and sighing dramatically about What Can Never Be™…with how often he sings the Lay of Luthien, basically the Middle Earth equivalent of Adele’s Someone Like You….

overthinkinglotr

Gimli: You haven’t washed your hair in MONTHS. We’re staging an intervention.

Aragorn (lying flat on the ground with his face in the dirt): aweralwkerjwae

Legolas: You’re only 87– you’ve got your whole life ahead of you. You can find love a second time!

Aragorn: I did. Boromir died.

Legolas: Maybe three is your lucky number!

teddy-after-all

#for me film Legolas’ main character trait#is that he’s incapable of reading the room (tags via @overthinkinglotr)

instantduckninja

Galadriel: What gift do you request, Prince of the Greenwood?

Legolas: I know this is awkward, but could you please talk to your son in law about his stance on Arwen’s relationship? She’s old enough to choose her own boyfriend, and if I have to hear another one of Elessar’s bloody odes to the turn of Arwen’s cheek—-Isildur’s heir or not, I’m throwing him in Mount Doom with the damn Ring.

jesterbells

Amazing tags in the last reblog:

#merry: well calling him strider doesnt seem to trigger any tears#seems like the only name you-know-who didnt like#so new rule is only call him strider#pippin: what do you mean only? how many names does he have?

overthinkinglotr

Gimli: well if it’s hurting you this much we can help you woo her back—

Aragorn No. Arwen didn’t break up with me, I broke up with her. I’m not worth ruining her life and I’m not worth dying for. I don’t want her to love me if it’s going to cause her that much pain. She’ll be happier without me.

Aragorn: And I’ll be fine. I AM fine

Gimli: Really?

Aragorn: Yes Gimli, I’m fine.Thank you so much for your concern, but I can handle this, I’m fine.

Aragorn:Honestly I believe that all things considered I’m handling this very well– don’t you agree? Wait, don’t answer that.

Aragorn: I’m fine, Gimli.

Aragorn: really.

Aragorn: I can’t stress enough that I’m really, actually, fine.

Gimli: ………………..

Gimli:……… really?

Aragorn (who has been miserably lying flat on the ground, facedown in the dirt, for their entire conversation): yeah definitely I’m doing fine

waywardstoryenthusiast

So, Boromir was Aragorns rebound?

overthinkinglotr

He could’ve been, but Aragorn Was Too Afraid to Fall In Love Again So He Tried to Stop Before He Got In Too Deep™

Aragorn/Boromir were just the embodiment of this tumblr post:

twoofcups

dc literally has better villains than marvel because marvel antagonists are always like “i wear ALL BLACK and THREE PIECE SUITS and i kill people because i’m SAD inside” meanwhile everyone in gotham just be off the shits and have an actual aesthetic and presentation

wherewhywhat

The villain’s in Gotham are better because no one can out do Bruce Wayne in “i wear ALL BLACK and THREE PIECE SUITS and i beat up people because i’m SAD inside” so they had to come up with something else.

twoofcups

this is the only response anyone is allowed to put on this post actually

meatswitch-deactivated20231107

@alpine-mountains

Just wanted to reblog this for all the people in the comments saying “but the romans, but the Greeks, but the Galicians”. @supernaturallyblond very true!

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formerlymaustown

@yeahitsak

harrisonthefulgurite

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one-time-i-dreamt

Saw a Netflix documentary about how blowjob and masturbation are the worst water pollutant and Sweden built this huge metal pyramid that essentially just filters out like half a million liters of semen every day from the ocean. Lots of people said it was because of marine animals like whales not controlling where they ejaculate but Canada did like a thousand DNA tests over the course of 5 years and found out 80% of all semen filtered in the Sweden ocean pyramid is of human origin.

beckiboos

Oh so that’s why the sea is salty

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maculategiraffe

Brew a pot of coffee, pour it into the blender, add honey, cinnamon and nutmeg (and a little bit of clove if you have it), your favorite non-dairy milk, and a couple of tablespoons of canned pumpkin. (US grocery stores have it year-round. It's in with the canned vegetables.) Blend till foam forms on top. Pour into a mug and sip.

500 times better than Starbucks pumpkin spice, plus it has nutrients, plus you don't have to wait for Starbucks to release anything, plus it's vegan,* plus you don't have to go to a coffee shop in a pandemic

*don't @ me about whether honey is vegan. Honeybees are better compensated for their labor than baristas

hazeldomain

Honeybees are better compensated for their labor than baristas

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dzamie

vegans learn a single actual fact about beekeeping practices challenge

Beekeeper: here is a box with plenty of room and access to tasty flowers. there are no predators around, and I will occasionally remove the shitton of excess honey you make and then don’t need because there is lots of food and no predators Bees: rad Beekeeper: also if you want to swarm and leave and go live back in nature there’s nothing stopping you Bees: why the everloving FUCK would we want to do that Vegan: this is literally rape and abuse

leirobles

There are vegans and there are "VEGANS" and i specifically want to stay away from the second

viceturtle

I honestly love when people come up with AMAZING AUs!!! I will get very obsessed - you don’t even know-

THANK YOU SO MUCH @salparadiselost for coming up with this Demon AU, and I LOVE how the brothers are portrayed in the fics! I love it so much that I spared some of my gaming time (which is close to impossible) to draw fan art!!!

I HOPE I DID THEM JUSTICE AND LET ME KNOW IF YOU WANT ME TO CHANGE ANYTHING OK I DONT BITE

salparadiselost

THIS IS SO CUTE OMG IM DYING. I LOVE IT!!

Thank you so much and I'm so glad that my little demon au inspired you. This au has grown so much from the single one-shot that I thought was going to be the end of it and I'm continually shocked by how many people enjoy it.

I'm just going to die in the corner now with happiness so thank you so much @viceturtle

~Kay

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gentrychild

DFO translator: chapter 316

Endeavor: “Why are you walking so fast?”

Izuku: “I am carried by the urge to punch an old man who definitely has it coming in the face.”

Endeavor: “That must be a teenager thing. All of my kids went through this strange phase. Touya is still in the middle of it.”

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owlmylove

#if my therapist had one of these bad boys in his office he could unlock a spectrum of mental disorders only perceptible to shrimp

kawaiikrisschan

I cant help but wonder how'd the 3rd reacted to the 2nd reaching out to Yoichi

tothemax04

Wtf this is real

mydramaproblems

I love parents in gay dramas. What Did You Eat Yesterday? / Kinou Nani Tabeta?

heatofsuccess

The line ‘ARE YOU HALF ASSING THE GAY LIFETSYLE’ speaks to me on a personal level

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you spend so much time trying to make yourself more palatable that in the end you taste bland. forgettable

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The universal human experience of packing underwear for a vacation like you’re going to shit yourself every day

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