have you heard of our lord and savior lockprowl

I hate being a lazy as fuck idea guy. I have 50 ideas. How many will you see? Zero 😎

anonymously make an assumption about me and i'll confirm/deny it

i cleared out my inbox so if u want a lil doodle send in a req

One of the most annoying genres of people on the internet are people who act like they believe science is one single monolithic thing. Like, you'll see an article saying something like "scientists studying the movement of tectonic plates", and then in the comments there'll be several smug people saying "smh why are scientists doing this instead of finding a cure for cancer", like. Why would a geologist be doing that.

*hefts my cartoonishly large shovel* It’s gotta be buried down there SOMEWHERE

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