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If a guy ever spreads a rumor that he slept with you, don’t deny it. One, because there will always be people who think it’s true, and two, because that dumbass boy just handed you the power to say anything you want about what he’s like in bed, and people will believe it. Say he bleats like a sheep when he orgasms. Say he put on pearl earrings and asked you to call him Daisy. Say he couldn’t get it up until he watched an old Billy Mays infomercial. The power is yours.

This is my new favorite post

Don’t you hate it when you’re dead inside and run out of apps to refresh

Daily tip: if someone can fall asleep knowing you’re crying, knowing you’re hurting or didn’t get home safe, they don’t care about you.

@ young girls: if a family member asks you why you don’t have a boyfriend yet and your heart jumps, you’re okay. if a friend teases you for not doing a, b, c with a boy by x, y, z age, you’re okay. if a boy starts flirting with you and your palms sweat and your hands tremble, you’re okay. if your friends try and set you up with a boy and you have to pretend to be excited but you’re super anxious, you’re okay. if boys make you uncomfortable and you feel like something is wrong with you, you’re okay, and don’t force yourself to do anything you aren’t comfortable with to try and “change” or “fix” yourself.

“It’s been a long week,” I say in the middle of a Monday.

“I love you.” “What if I got a bowl cut”