zaza.goblin

girl get off that c.ai and embrace the 'x reader'

it's okay to block people for being mildly annoying unless of course it's me in that case you're just gonna have to suck it up sorry

inviting a girl over to cut symbols into you and she keeps agonizing over what to use. alchemical is too fake, catholic is boring, etc. eventually you propose a pentagram just to get something moving and she says that'd be "poser gnostic shit" and walks out

I explained the concept of "blorbo from my shows" to my 71 year old immigrant grandfather because I referenced it in passing and I thought nothing of it, until today when he said "I think I'll watch peaky blinders tonight and see my blorbo from my shows" referring, of course, to Cillian Murphy playing Tommy Shelby

English isn't his first language so he's not super in touch with modern slang, so I've been accidentally teaching him to talk like a tumblr user. His favorite thing to say lately is "me when I'm a little hater" when he's like talking shit about the neighbor's son

OP are you telling me we got the death of Gică Petrescu before we got gta6

you fucking suck at burger

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it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit

kicked her pussy up the wall bracelets are about to go triple platinum

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

supid

supid.

wdym for no apparent reason it's because it's awesome

executed for the crime of asking me stupid shit in this hot ass weather

sentencing will be carried out at dawn because it's the only time it isn't too facking hot to be out side

always thinking of that “i couldn’t stop wasting time” quote

(guy who's not getting anything done voice) I need to learn every skill and all information