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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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we really should be calling it fanworks, not content
I'm here for fun and community not to rp a mega corporation's underpaid social media intern
Really menial silt verses question that is going to continue bugging me until the end of time if I donât ask it: why adjudicator? Was it just something official sounding that wasnât too direct of a parallel to real life? Does the Penninsula have a series of ecclesiastical courts and governments that require some measure of top-down âadjudicationâ while being otherwise left to their own devices? Am I thinking about it too hard?? (Probably)
I actually don't think anyone has asked this before! But yes, the implication was meant to be that the Peninsulan government was originally founded less to implement new laws and more to mediate and settle disputes between the vying religious factions and local codes of conduct that already existed. The title is a way of indicating that the government is very much not in ultimate control of its own nation.
"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?
thy mother
Art thou for fucking real
I love the implications of the seven birds being from a more technologically advanced world than faerun (knowledge of TV, understanding of machine guns "count the shells", using microphones ect) because how many things was Lucretia not able to erase? Across 99 planes, it's impossible that she managed to get everything. And how well was she really able to introduce the more medieval concepts of faerun into their memories?
What did the THB think everyone was doing just waving swords around rather than pulling out guns; did they just accept it and move on? Imagine Lucretia trying to explain them to a weapons development department of the BoB to equip her employees. Lucretia, a records keeper, who cannot have a great understanding of the inner workings of firearms. Vaguely describing rectangles that explode to a reception of horrified looks.
Or Taako repeatedly asking Sazed to supply him with various kitchen utensils he insists are vital for the recipe that just Do Not Exist. Magnus, complaining that he can't play little games on his stone of farspeech, while everyone around is completely baffled at the concept. Everyone around them not only not getting their pop culture references, but being fundamentally incapable of understanding them.
I just think there is something so funny about them functionally time travelling and then promptly forgetting they were from a different era at all. And just. Having to get on with it.

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I know TAZ has some completely epic lines that resonate with people like the âI saw seven birdsâ speech and âOur capacity for love increasesâ speech but whatâs everyoneâs favorite stupid line that for some reason lodged in your head beyond the others Iâll startÂ
Mine is when Taako and Barry are talking in the Beach Episode and Taako says âBarold⊠BaroldâŠ. I rolled an Eleven Barold, you have to tell me.â
âThe late Merle Highchurch rolled a fiveâ
Griffin: âAre you using the umbrella like Mary Poppins-style? You donât need to.â Justin: âOh, natch. And I donât need to. For sure. But I deffo am.â
âI can fuck any onion I want!â
âthe memory of my grandfatherâs name died long before i was bornâ
âhot diggity shit that is a baller cookieâ
âHow do you not have a d6 it comes with every game?!â âMy daughterâŠâ âEats them for power????â
âYou havenât seen this ass!â
âwhatâd you do merle?â âlaid down in the roadâ
âI love you guys. You just set my fucking dog on fireâ
âHey, you calm the fuck down, sir! Thereâs no yelling in the Fantasy Costco!â
in 11th hour there were several times tres horny boys triggered an explosion and died before the hour was up. so presumably the umbrastaff was also destroyed. how many times did lup get freed from the staff only to see the bodies of her friends and brother? did she know theyâd come back at the end of the hour, or did she lose herself only to be put back in the staff?
sleepin' in
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[ID: A digital drawing of Barry Bluejeans and Lup Taaco lying next to one another in bed, both looking peaceful in their sleep. Lup has long elven ears, tan skin, freckles, and long reddish hair. She is wearing a pink tank top, white shorts, and yellow socks. Barry, the big spoon, is a white human man with short, curly brown hair and a short beard. He is wearing a blue shirt, red plaid shorts, and mismatched socks. They both have on gold wedding bands. They lie on light blue sheets with pink stars. END ID]
-Mary Elizabeth Frye
uhhh yeah something i threw together because i remembered this poem and was hit with some lup feels. its rushed, im sorry, but pls enjoy
[image description: a multi-panel comic beginning with a grayscale image of Taako, an elf in a wizard hat, standing outside a craggy cave. Written in the sky, it says: âDo not stand at my grave and weep.â Next, Taako is looking at a robed skeleton with an umbrella sticking out of its robes. Between them it says âI am not there.â As Taako reaches for the umbrella, it says, âI do not sleep.â
Barry and Lup are standing on a grassy hill. Barry is standing in the background, looking out at the scene. Lup is stretching, partially taking off her red robe. Her hair and robe are blowing in the wind, and it says, âI am a thousand winds that blow.â It cuts to a snowy scene with Taako and Lup smiling at each other in the foreground, while two people make a snow bear in the background. âI am the diamond glint on the snow,â it reads. It cuts to a scene in a wheat field. Barry and Lup are sitting near each other, foreheads touching and smiling, and it reads, âI am the sunlight on ripened grain.â
Taako and Lup are sitting at a table piled with books, as rain pours outside a window behind him, and it reads, âI am the gentle autumn rain.â Next, Barry and Lup are spooning in bed, asleep, before Lup looks over her shoulder at Barry and they both smile. These panels say: âWhen you awaken in the mornings, hush. I am the swift uplifting rush.â
Barry is lying on his back in a grassy field. He sits up and looks at two gray birds flying above, and it says: âof quiet birds in circled flight.â Next is a closeup of the umbrastaff, broken in the middle of the handle with a crack. Next to it reads, âDo not stand at my grave and cry.â The final panel is a drawing of Lup, wearing a red robe that turns into red smoke. Sheâs looking over one shoulder, her long hair whipping in the wind, with a tiny smile on her face. This panel says, âI am not there. I did not die.â]
wait fuck time is different for elves - does Lup know the stolen century is a slowburn? When she and Barry finally get together she's like "I know we're moving a little fast haha" and he's like??? Hello?????
#on the one hand: YES#on the other hand: the scene between barry and taako suggests the opposite#barry doesn't realize how many years it's been that he's been totally in love with lup#and is worried about acting on his feeling#despite it being like OVER TWENTY YEARS#so i think instead its the direct opposite#barry: i mean shes an elf this is such a small part of her possible lifespan#im just a small and probably insignificant piece of what could be centuries of living for her#itd be presumtuous of me to think she sees me more than just an acquantence at this point#lup: hes human?? we've known each other for a MINIMUM of a quarter of his life? and he STILL hasn't said something?#clearly hes not interested cuz human romances can occur in like a month and they only live for such a short time#if he'd had feelings for me he'd have expressed them#clearly he must think of me as a sister or coworker and thats it#taako: PLEASE JUST SHUT UP AND KISS EACH OTHER ALREADY

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anyone wanna hear my theory on who's the older twin between taako and lup
yes you do. lup was born first at 1:57 AM right before daylight savings and thus, when taako was born 12 minutes later, they had jumped back, and it was only 1:09 AM. therefore, lup was born first chronologically but taako was born first time-wise.
remember to always chew your food properly, kids.
[ID: a pencil-drawn comic of Taako and Angus from TAZ Balance.Â
In the first panel, Taako is washing dishes while Angus sits beside him with a plate of food on the table in front of him. Taako is glancing back, saying, âEnjoying that special meal there, champ?â Angus is grinning and saying âOh, yes, sir! Itâs amazing!â The next panel, Taako turns to face Angus, still scrubbing a plate as he says, âWell, natch, but I mean like compared to last week- Iâm hosting dinner again and I wanna make sure itâs mind blowing.â In the next few panels, Angus goes to say âMbhm, um, well- mm- I think-â at the same time as he takes a bite of food. He looks down at his plate with a look of surprise for a beat before dropping his fork and clutching his chest to cough. The next two panesl, Angus takes a deep inhale, sweating a little. He says âWhew! Sorry about that!â He then looks back to Taako with a guilty smile, saying, âGuess I should know better than to talk with my mouth full, huh? But anyways-â Heâs interrupted by a loud off-screen âCRASH.â The next panel shows Taako bracing himself against the counter behind him, staring at Angus with a look of sadness and worry on his face. Heâs clutching his shirt. The plate he had been holding is shattered on the floor. Angus, off-screen, says ââŠSir?â The final panel shows Angus, looking back at Taako with a confused and worried look on his face. He is surrounded by featureless figures who are coughing and retching. Each figureâs face has a huge black X on it. Angus says âAre you alright?â End ID]Â
went looking through moonlighting/the first few lunar interludes to make myself sad with some of the earlier moments with Madame Director but instead i was just reminded again and again how funny everything she says is and how I Love Lucretia
[Image Description: A series of eight different screenshots of the transcript of The adventure Zone Podcast:
Merle: Um, is there a health plan?
Director: Uh, just donât die.
Griffin: Sheâs a little bit, uh, disoriented. She just woke up, and-
Travis: I slap her.
Griffin: She slaps you back.
Director: Booyah.
Director: [whispering] Pistachios. âshe says
Merel: Shelled?
Director: Yes, I leave the shells on them. Gives you stronger, sturdier teeth. Now get the hell out of my office
Director: Uh, any other non-terrible questions?
Taako: Cause he loved Pringles too much? Did he pop and then neglect to stop?
Director: Hey if thatâs a crime we all deserve to be thrown in the brig, right?
Magnus: What- what happens to the bracers after weâve found all seven objects?
Director: Oh, shit,
Merle: Alright. Uhh. I am smartest. My friend, Taako isâ
Director: Well, listen to you.
Magnus: I want to be Lord High Awesomesauce.
Director: Nope, that sounds dumb.]
Lucretia had definitely had taakoâs elderflower macarons before the candlenights episode like theyâre one of his signature recipes and she had loved them for 100 yearsÂ
BUT she also knew that they were his own, secret recipe that no-one else knew so she was like âhmm ok if i eat one i have to be sure to react like iâve never had one of my favourite macarons before, if he thinks iâve had them before heâll get suspicious, ok Lucretia just⊠act⊠naturalâÂ
& long story short thatâs why âhot diggity shit that is a baller cookieâ
Lucretia, mentally: nailed it
Taako: haha the whole recipe is in my book!!
Lucretia: âŠ
Lucretia: this pretense has been wholly unnecessaryÂ
*later*
Lucretia: *leafing through a newly purchased copy of taakoâs cookbook trying to commit to memory which of his recipes she can and cannot admit familiarity with* okay okay okay this is fine okay
*still later*
Lucretia, sweating: *pointing at recipe for a dish taako made almost every week on the starblaster* hey taako⊠this looks⊠good⊠could you make it??
Taako, drinking a milkshake, only half listening: do i look like i work for free
Magnus: why donât you just make it yourself thereâs instructions right there
Lucretia: um
Taako: the directorâs a terrible cook
Lucretia, panicking: how do you⊠know that..
Taako: i can smell it on you
[ID: The outline of the side profile of a person's head with a speech bubble to the left and an arrow pointing through the personâs mouth to the speech bubble. Text in the personâs head reads, âOur capacity for love increases with each person we cross paths with throughout our lives and with each moment we spend with those people. But too often we neglect that part of ourselves in favor of others, and by the time we realize just how important it is, we find ourselves with fewer folks around to practice with.â The speech bubble reads: "Yeah itâs just a comedy podcast called the adventure zone, yeah itâs pretty hard to listen to in the first arc yeah, haha yeah itâs got lots of dick jokes yeah." End ID]

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i started listening to TAZ âŠâŠâŠâŠâŠ. its really good
[id: digital art of Taako from the Adventure Zone in various poses. He is a tall elf with tan skin and long blonde hair, wearing a baggy shirt with vertical green, cream, and orange stripes, as well as green pants and a large green wizard hat.
In a drawing at the top, he holds a hand over his heart, smiles, and says, âEXCELLENT.â
In another, he is standing with his back to the viewer, sweating. His pockets bulge with coins and a few are falling out. A text bubble off-screen says, âAre those coins in your pocket,â and he replies, âNo itâsâŠ. Bottlecaps I save them for UNICEF
In the middle, Taako smiles and is wearing a cream colored jacket on top of everything else. He is walking by, and his legs are nearly as tall as the rest of his body.
To the right, Taako crosses his arms and looks to the right with a slight grin.
In the corner, the only uncolored picture shows Taako opening his mouth and raising his eyebrows.
In a drawing at the bottom, Taako walks by with sunglasses. His shirt is tied up to be a crop top.
In the next-to-last, he looks to the right, nervously. He says, âhm.â
The last is a tiny doodle of Taako and Magnus Burnsides. Taakoâs hat is an exaggerated height, making him much taller than Magnus, who is crossing his arms. Text to the side reads, âWizarding Heightâ The art is signed it the upper right-hand corner âcamilleto @ tumblrâ End id.â
I saw you guys in the tags of the last post talking about how you want to kiss Lup and i understand but also you're all cowards. Who is going to kiss Barry. You cowards and fools
[ID: Digital drawing of Lup and Barry, who are seen twice in profile from the thighs up. First, they press close together and kiss. Barry touches Lup's waist, and Lup touches Barry's arm; her other arm arm is wrapped around his shoulder. Their eyes are shut. Then, they pull back from the kiss, faces close. Lup leans back as Barry dips her slightly. They look into each other's eyes, smiling. The background is burgundy, with lines radiating out from Lup and Barry in the shape of their outline.
Barry is a pale human man with a mullet; his hair is dark brown and he has slight facial hair. He is wearing a long-sleeved white shirt and belted blue jeans, as well as a red cape. Lup is a brown elf with curly, darker brown hair, dyed red. She's wearing a brown tank top, a long purple skirt, and a red cape. /ID]