put me in the time loop

i wish we were able to talk about women's rights without someone mentioning how much they do or don't want to have sex with them. i don't care if you're a lesbian Stop finding worth in women purely from their perceived attractiveness

"I think women should not be expected to shave for societal respect / to avoid discrimination" "yeah🤤 i love bush" ok well that's not what we're talking about is it.

i hate how many posts about trans women deserving respect always devolve into "I love girldick" or "trans rights but I don't want to date a trans person" because that's entirely unrelated to the topic at hand. you should not respond to feminism with "YESSS I loveeee you because I see you as nothing but a sex object" you people sound like other men I get stuck talking with that end up saying "free the nipple so I can see boobies in public" and thinking they're feminists. why can't we just respect women regardless of your attraction to them or not. why does it need to be brought up in every conversation regarding their rights

just woke up from this bad dream where they let men run around on some grass for ninety minutes kicking this spherical object around. thank god that’s not real

I also think that the strength gap is at least partially manufactured women would in fact be stronger overall if little girls were encouraged to do physically taxing games and activities and eat their fill while they’re growing vs having to constantly diet and be sedentary indoors (or god forbid do intense cardio while under-eating). The amount of adult women honestly afraid to lift weights bc they think they’ll get bulky as though bulking isn’t a full time job that athletes have to spend all their time on and anyone on earth gets shredded from just using their adult muscles for their intended purpose, girl your bone density 🥀

if you say women are intentionally nerfed from birth in 2026 people look at you like you’re insane and start condescendingly telling you about how women are just better at different things (but not during their periods haha) but this was a completely basic feminist talking point I grew up with like “girls can do it too! [shot of little girls climbing and running with boys]” nickelodeon commercial tier base level I hate it how is everyone suddenly dumber than the average 7 year old

Can we normalize not confusing someone's free time with their availability.

we really should be calling it fanworks, not content

I'm here for fun and community not to rp a mega corporation's underpaid social media intern

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

thy mother

Art thou for fucking real

“The late Merle Highchurch rolled a five”

Griffin: “Are you using the umbrella like Mary Poppins-style? You don’t need to.” Justin: “Oh, natch. And I don’t need to. For sure. But I deffo am.”

“I can fuck any onion I want!”

“the memory of my grandfather’s name died long before i was born”

“hot diggity shit that is a baller cookie”

“How do you not have a d6 it comes with every game?!” “My daughter…” “Eats them for power????”

“You haven’t seen this ass!”

“what’d you do merle?” “laid down in the road”

“I love you guys. You just set my fucking dog on fire”

“Hey, you calm the fuck down, sir! There’s no yelling in the Fantasy Costco!”

in 11th hour there were several times tres horny boys triggered an explosion and died before the hour was up. so presumably the umbrastaff was also destroyed. how many times did lup get freed from the staff only to see the bodies of her friends and brother? did she know they’d come back at the end of the hour, or did she lose herself only to be put back in the staff?

wait fuck time is different for elves - does Lup know the stolen century is a slowburn? When she and Barry finally get together she's like "I know we're moving a little fast haha" and he's like??? Hello?????

#on the one hand: YES#on the other hand: the scene between barry and taako suggests the opposite#barry doesn't realize how many years it's been that he's been totally in love with lup#and is worried about acting on his feeling#despite it being like OVER TWENTY YEARS#so i think instead its the direct opposite#barry: i mean shes an elf this is such a small part of her possible lifespan#im just a small and probably insignificant piece of what could be centuries of living for her#itd be presumtuous of me to think she sees me more than just an acquantence at this point#lup: hes human?? we've known each other for a MINIMUM of a quarter of his life? and he STILL hasn't said something?#clearly hes not interested cuz human romances can occur in like a month and they only live for such a short time#if he'd had feelings for me he'd have expressed them#clearly he must think of me as a sister or coworker and thats it#taako: PLEASE JUST SHUT UP AND KISS EACH OTHER ALREADY

anyone wanna hear my theory on who's the older twin between taako and lup

yes you do. lup was born first at 1:57 AM right before daylight savings and thus, when taako was born 12 minutes later, they had jumped back, and it was only 1:09 AM. therefore, lup was born first chronologically but taako was born first time-wise.