krabby patty deluxe with kelp fries

Male positivity? In my branding? It’s more likely than you think

True feminism. Get those radfems outta here!

I mean Axe supports people who choose to smell like Axe - that’s a level of tolerance and acceptance that’s practically saint-like.

#me shoving my head into a beehive: yall would not fuckin BELIEVE the day i’ve had

@cardozzza

I love the mental image that tag creates

If you don’t pee after sex you’re gonna get an HDMI like it’s just that simple ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

everyone says “i forgive but i don’t forget” whereas my dumb, bitter ass is over here never forgiving but always forgetting

once i remember why i was mad in the first place, it’s over for you hoes

-deep airless laugh that’s appropriate for 2am-

Someone wanna go with me on a long train ride through France and Italy and stop at little cafés and eat at corner restaurants and spend our nights drinking on the balcony of our hotel room?

shoutout to all the bottoms in minecraft for making a community farm so everybody can eat while the tops go out and mine, you’re what’s keeping this community running

@ bottoms stop keysmashing every 3 fucking minutes. We get it. Youre a pillow princess. No need to hdjrkrk keysmash hfjjrjf all the damn time hdjejdk

Bitch do you expect me to ha ha? You expect me to lol? Fucking chortle? Is that what you want? A good lmao?