Why are bugs so obsessed with looking like plants be yourself

A bird wrote this

it's 2022. donald trump has died in disgrace days after being impeached and jailed. my chemical romance's new album is coming out the same day as the new spiderverse movie. the lizzo and janelle monaé collab song is blowing up the radio. lil nas x has a verse in it. you and your partner have time and energy for dates after work after jeff bezos' assets have been seized and distributed to the public in the wake of his arrest for keeping employees in unsafe working conditions.

oh what a life

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

LIKE TO CHARGE, REBLOG TO CAST

Or do both for twice the punch!

you’re all full of shit, y’all may hate the man, but i bet if you saw your president getting attacked, no matter how much you dislike him or disagree with him, I BET 93% of you will jump in and defend the fucker with your life, you’d fight to the death if you must, to save that hateful orange.

I would literally do crack to hit him harder

I woke up. Opened Tumblr. Georgia flipped. Destiel was canon and one-sided and sucked. We got Pennsylvania. Putin was resigning due to Destiel. Fox News said no. I screamed.

yeah just leave it on the table for me I’ll get some in a minute

Were not doing the whole "dont wear black/brown/red/yellowface" talks this year people know why it's wrong let's just swing on them no discussion

white house: could a sick person do THIS *pic of trump sitting and holding a pen*

friendly reminder that my blog is a Pedophile/MAP HOSTILE space. If you have an interest in minors beyond nurturing their personal growth and being the best adult you can be for them, Please Rot.

She took the bong in the divorce 😔

anyways i only allow sweethearts into my life. sweeties only

The capybara was the world’s largest rodent until I was born

there’s a lot of unspoken pressure to keep liking the things you used to like and to keep dressing the way you’ve always dressed and to never question what you believe in and basically “be yourself” has slowly morphed into “be what everyone knows you as” but trust me when i say if you just give it up and simply make decisions and take actions based purely on what would make you happy, you’ll gain a very comforting sense of self peace   

Bringing this back for the holidays