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i hate you jevil

i’m not entirely sure what this is referring to but my brain immediately created the idea of wevil, which is a social media for weevils.

anyway in this case jevil would be like the equivalent of jumblr

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Just read someone using breech instead of breach and all I can think about now is

anonmous-offical

:3

I already regret this

Should I @ people?

I’m gonna @ people

@sans-the-skeleconch-offical @weedleysnumberonefan @duckofmisfortuneoffical

+ open tags

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The toymaker

legojackmanz

Mythical triple pull (drowned for readability)

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im not THAT freaky okay

journalism-offical

Well now I feel like a slut

laciffo-satan

Is 100 normal...

journalism-offical

no….

I got a 59 i don’t know if that’s normal for tumblr either though

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I wouldn't be surprised if anyone got 0

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82

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wavezies

big fan of strattland being a little too comfortable in each others' space and weirding everyone else out completely straight-faced

m00nfr0st

Ain't no goddamn way my grown ass just used a kids educational song to motivate and time how long I brushed my teeth get me the fuck out of here oh my GOD

My chemical finance

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and if you turn to ur left you’ll see the emos

rnyselfie

is that my chemical romance?

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OH MY GOD not every group of emos is my chemical romance stfu tumblr

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but it actually is my chemical romance

losered

this is the funniest fuckibg thing I’ve ever seen

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I’ve…. seen this everywhere except on Tumblr itself. It’s the blessed post.

keplercryptids

I spent the afternoon arranging our books by size and color (and it’s so satisfying and looks amazing) and my partner came home and stared in shock at the bookcase and then said “i’m a librarian, you can’t do this.”

keplercryptids

him: you split up all the song of ice and fire books

me: yeah i know, they’re all primary colors, it’s perfect

him: [self-destructs]

operativesurprise

You’re a monster

thetumblrofrassilon

As a former bookstore employee, this hurts my soul. I mean, sure it looks nice, but how do you find anything?

keplercryptids

it has occurred me during this process that apparently not everyone thinks about books by what color they are? like, literally when i’m looking for a book, i picture it in my mind. i have a very…tactile experience with the books i read and idk! i thought everyone did that lol.

my partner was like “how will i find [this book] for instance” and i replied “easy, it’s purple” and he looked at me like i was a witch.

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OP your brain is neat and I love you for it you funky little color-coded cupcake. But you’re still a monster.

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pastabot

today is not my birthday

pastabot

reblog if your birthday is not today

theargylegargoyle

Reblog if you think it’s okay to platonically say “I Love You” to your friends

pixie-mage

Slams the reblog button so damn fast

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:3

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I would like to nominate @kinger-offical

You heard them folks! Get this post to 300 notes to offically enter @kinger-offical into the tournament!

3 Days left!

Note Limit of 5!

anonmous-offical

@kinger-offical

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I would like to nominate @kinger-offical

You heard them folks! Get this post to 300 notes to offically enter @kinger-offical into the tournament!

3 Days left!

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anonmous-offical

@kinger-offical

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I would like to nominate @argon-offical, they are probably the most active of my children (I’m the mod of @periodic-table-official) and generally just a cool element. She’s the third most abundant gas in the atmosphere

(Apologies to all my other kids but I can’t nominate all y’all, sorry)

You heard them folks! Get this post to 300 notes to offically enter @argon-offical into the tournament!

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argon-offical

you heard ‘em!

TIME TO SPAM NOTES!

also i’m highkey humbled, thx sm counting-unfortunate-stars!

tags below cut:

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GO ARGON!!! Fellow elements, let's get Argon into the tournament!

@ninovium-offical @fluorine-officall @carbon-offical @iron-offical @potasium-offical @copper-offical @mercury80-offical @ausonium-offical @hesperium-offical @ghiorsium-offical-2 @sulfur-offical @tin-offical @oxygen-officially @astatine-offical @cobalt-official @fermium-offical @tin-offical @nickel-official @chlorine-offical @indium-offical @cesium-offical @technetium-offical @meitnerium-offical @iodine-offical

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@chromiumanganese-offical @uranium-235-offical @ruthenium-offical @gold-offical @the-color-purple-offical @the-color-orange-offical @ton-618-official

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