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Today's Document
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Peter Solarz
Stranger Things
pixel skylines
titsay
JVL
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
DEAR READER
Andulka
Cosmic Funnies
taylor price
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Product Placement
blake kathryn
we're not kids anymore.
Love Begins
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@costco-offical
Hello, and welcome to Costco!
Genderfluid and Pan
silly as heck >:3
I do enjoy a slice of cheese pizza from my food court, the hot dogs are also good though!
Looking for employees and people to yap at, hehe
I do art commissions now! it's free! it's fun! it keeps me entertained!
I am a minor and not in the gold rush way so like yk...don't be weird
im usually eepin but feel free to shoot me some asks
This is a chill place, so please don't be mean :3
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just cried so hard at this that i actually nearly threw up
Oh mein gott its the original fucking post
it feels like im looking at the mona lisa
Holy shit it’s the Thomas Jefferson Miku Binder post in the flesh.
IS THAT THOMAS JEFFERSON WITH A MIKU BINDER!?
oh my god
Fuck I’m at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people and I’m probably going to win a medal.
hello I am but a humble warehouse requesting to be a resident on the island pretty please :3
Boom
whoa! I love it thank you!!!!
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what if I start hoarding rocks again like I did when I was seven
If there's rocks in your drive way go pick up those, Don't like the color? Just paint them
hell yeah
might do that later
going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room
Blue Lois
can i help you
Red Marge
jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack
World Heritage Post
i deserve a medal for this post. not because i was particularly funny but because i survived an onslaught of nearly one hundred gimmick blogs in the wake of this post popping off, and the fact that i didn’t try to track any of them down and snuff them out with my bare hands is a testament to my immeasurable strength and should be rewarded. at one point i had “the official letter h” add on to this post. you wanna know that blog’s gimmick? the really funny and original and worthwhile gimmick the official letter h blog had? yep you guessed it they just gave me the god damned letter H and then fucked off. only jesus knows the suffering i endured over that harsh winter, and he wept for me
#salamander approved
#argon approved
#paper approved
#costco approved
i just remembered i know how to boil potatoes. i forgot i can do that. i love boiled potatoes. how could i forget this
Stupid
no u
Nu uh
yuh uh
Nu hu
YUH UH
Non, j'ai raison
i dont speak french
it means 'no, high raisin'
what the hell does that mean. i dont speak premium english either😞
it means the raisins got high and no one wants that
since when were raisins smoking weed or whatever
since the dawn of time...
what if I start hoarding rocks again like I did when I was seven
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i just remembered i know how to boil potatoes. i forgot i can do that. i love boiled potatoes. how could i forget this
Stupid
no u
Nu uh
yuh uh
Nu hu
YUH UH
Non, j'ai raison
i dont speak french
it means 'no, high raisin'
what the hell does that mean. i dont speak premium english either😞
it means the raisins got high and no one wants that
i just remembered i know how to boil potatoes. i forgot i can do that. i love boiled potatoes. how could i forget this
Stupid
no u
Nu uh
yuh uh
Nu hu
YUH UH
Non, j'ai raison
i dont speak french
it means 'no, high raisin'
Hai
Keep reading
DAMMIT
FREN
Keep reading
OURPLE FREN
Keep reading
How did I fall for that
i fell for both of these wtf
my idea of heaven is a massive fucking Costco hotel that you can stay in forever
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nothing better than the wrong capitalization of Sie
#‘’we are obliged to keep this data for 4 weeks after which it will be destroyed’’#versus#‘’we are obliged to keep this data for 4 weeks after which YOU will be destroyed’’
you’re right. after which you will be absolutely fucking obliterated
Ich will das Twink vernichtet
