I hear theyre playing sports at the kendrick show today

Gaping side wound will be really big in 2025

let me tell you that morrigan asking to have a word right before you go into the final battle was a fucking jumpscare i was like morrigan please for the love of god do not tell me you want to do a sex ritual with my warden right now we simply don’t have time in the schedule

No new years day will be like waking up to hollyweed on January 1, 2017

i am going to *remembers suicide jokes are detrimental to my mental health and relationships* make it through this year if it kills me

i wouldn't be freaked out if thawing permafrost released a primeval horror from the ice. we already know it can be defeated by permafrost

these are my 16 kids, pawn, pawn, pawn, pawn, pawn, pawn, pawn, pawn, rook, knight, bishop, queen, king, bishop, knight, and rook

ugh. just found out my neighbor named all her 16 kids after mine. ok now everyone line up

Campaign tip: if the opponent is going far right in order to court an increasingly far right voter base, try going moderately right to appeal to neither the left nor the right

when onion rings, will you pick up?

Having dating apps is pointless. The love of your life is on Tumblr

Devastating! Art museum gift shop doesn’t sell prints of specific and unpopular painting that struck a cord with you!