StutteringGiant

my favorite video game joke is referring to main characters as the game name like “there goes halo!” “hey it’s john bioshock!” because too-serious gamer dudes will never think you’re joking for some reason

In the same vein, my favorite is when you say “maybe you should just git gud” to a gamer-dude because, despite the fact that in the year of our lord 2017 it should be physically impossible to take that phrase seriously, they will always, and without exception pull a fully annotated powerpoint out of their deep assholes on how they actually are quite good at videogames and they have a very high gamerscore actually and have won many tournaments so I’ll have you know-

I was not ready

@relatable-ram

I love this stupid fucking meme

That man has a lot of guts, assuming anyone will still love him halfway through a game of Monopoly.

if i was a billionaire i’d pay random college kids tuition but also my house would be a giant gamecube 

i have literally no understanding of why computers work. how the fuck are a bunch of ones and zeroes which represent basically an on/off switch, going 2 translate into Video Games. thats like if i just flickered the lights in my bedroom real fast in a specific order and then suddenly i was playing skyrim. 

{videogame = true}

That is, literally, what a computer is. If you could flick your lights in your bedroom about twelve billion times a second, in a specific order, you could in fact suddenly play Skyrim in your bedroom.

#i guess you can truly play skyrim on anything

Please don’t give Todd Howard anymore ideas. Please.

Please port Doom to my bedroom