Just Stuff I Guess

if you are a parent, or may become one, or you are otherwise likely to arrive in the situation of caring for a child while they eat, promise me this: if a child doesn't like a certain food or food group, you will ask them WHY. and specifically, you will pay attention to either confirming or ruling out "it makes my mouth itch" or "it makes my stomach hurt," both of which are medically important info that children may not provide unprompted. which i know because this PSA has been brought to you by "i spent my entire childhood and much of my early teens eating peas and lentils while wondering why everyone else liked the Violently Itchy Mouth Sensation so much, like were they a bunch of legume masochists or something, before i finally realized that Violently Itchy Mouth Sensation was in fact a sinister demon appearing only to me, and her true demonic name was: Legume Allergy"

i'm lucky to not know AI-users irl, but i wish i did so i could instinctively just shout "EW!" whenever they mention it

no emotion, knee-jerk "Ew!" and then i just look at them to keep talking. what are they gonna do, ask me why i did it? they know why

forever grateful i was simply too lazy to let the makeup industrial complex get its hooks in me. I was just like im not doing all of that. in fact. im doing none of that

yeah I have political reasons for it now but my original and still most powerful reason is "I am not getting out of this bed one single second before I have to"

thank you to weird girls for being online

This is what it’s all about. Saturday night. At home. Switching between the same 4 apps on my phone. Getting scared.

I love you calories. my beautiful wife calories

I have GOT to stop spending $30

we’re basically halfway through the year this is getting SERIOUS

I know that “fwiw” means “for what it’s worth.” I know that. But every time I read it, my brain translates it to “fwom what I wemembew”