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when i say all of team rocket is bi yes that includes wobbuffet

if you passionately defended "ugly" or "scary" animals as a kid you're gay now

imagine a giant monster following you around and picking you up and kissing you all the time. that’s what my cat lives with every day

this was my “my god, that was only last year?” 2020 moment

not enough orbs in video games these days. 15 years ago games were all about finding orbs. there was nothing wrong with that.

the oft unspoken truth of society is that the line between quirky and cringy is often how conventionally attractive you are

and eccentric vs weird is often how wealthy you are

I’m a little bit obsessed with makeover/dressing scenes where the reveal is an undeniable downgrade from what the character started out with. Top tier comedy

a cat will see a tiddy, go “is anyone gonna step on that?” (meow meow meow), and not wait for an answer before thrusting their little kitty cat toe bean paw at terminal velocity DIRECTLY at the nipple… who the fuck needs a binder? just get a cat to pulverize your tit meat flat. they’re playing DDR down there. making biscuits on those buns. testing the jiggle to wiggle ratio. fucking, I don’t know, seeing if it will fight back? meow meow meow, I am just a little kitty and I am going to crush your boobie with my little wittle feet. no pain, no gain. meow meow meow.

“what’d you do today” oh, y'know, just isolated myself from everyone and slept bc existing in general is unbearable

What the FUCK

I feel like the caption is quite clear