Stuff'n'ShitYo

here's a random word generator--whatever word it gives you is now the thing you are the deity of

Rescue! I love that.

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The deity of contrary 😝

i had a thought today like man, my ancestors would probably not approve very much of me being such an extravagant glutton, but then i was like wtf are u kidding. those dumbasses didn’t live on a fuckin potato ass diet for no minimalism. they didn’t do what they did, whatever the fuck it was, for me NOT to fucking eat my bodyweight in sashimi!!! they would be fucking ecstatic to see me making the most of my opportunities for plenty. they would be fucking cheering me on. every lice-covered cossack and illiterate serf and three-toothed yak herder in my lineage is with me in this restaurant, and they are going absolutely apeshit watching me try to fit an entire samosa in my mouth

Tony Hawk is like fucking Perry the Platypus because if I saw him without a skateboard I'd be like "A man" and the second he picks up a skateboard I'd be like "TONY HAWK?!?!?!?!?!"

This basically sums up all his tweets

*offers you an evil retirement plan and extremely good evil workplace benefits*

But do you offer evil dental?

Excellent, I look forward to working with your evil team and being apart of your  nefarious schemes and plots

Thank you. I’m overthrowing God

I like how he’s trying to imply such behavior is atrocious and pin it on the little girl instead of wondering just how much of a messed up experience this cute little girl must’ve had with a cop to ignite such a hostile response

I love satan and gay sex and hate america and capitalism