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still haven’t gotten over it...
This is hands down the best tik tok ever made.
mAM dOES yOUR hUSBAND HAVE NIPPLES
A universal experience.
[Transcription: all speech in the video is auto-tuned]
Story time: I’m a vet tech and one time I was [???] this lady for an appointment with her little dog who was covered in bugs
I searched this dog high and low for bugs, couldn’t find a single one
I said ma’am can you please point out these bugs to me
She said oh my gosh can’t you see them they’re right on his belly
She showed me her dog’s nipples and proceeded to try to rip them off
I said ma’am no stop
Those are his nipples
She said
There’s no way, he’s a boy
I said ma’am that doesn’t mean he doesn’t have nipples
Those are definitely his nipples, notice how they’re so symmetrical
She said no way, he’s a boy I said
Ma’am doesn’t your husband have nipples
Episode 4 and I'm just... Wow. How DARE people say that this isn't good???

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Owen Sharma + puns
Netflix: So…you’re making a horror show, right? This is gonna terrify the shit out of people. Right?
Mike Flanagan: Lesbians!
Netflix: Okay, but is it going to be scary–
Mike Flanagan: Lesbians!!!! 💕💘💖
Flower shop lesbians!
Horror lesbians!
Punk lesbians!
Pastel lesbians!
Gonna stab you to death with a poker lesbians!
Punk gf stopping her pastel gf from committing accidental murder lesbians!
I just saw the ghost of my dead ex while trying to make out with you and now it’s super awkward lesbians!
Crime solving lesbians!
Accepting that your gf will eventually succumb to the swamp lady living inside her and loving her anyway lesbians!
Domestic lesbians!
Vermont civil union lesbians!
Everlasting love lesbians!
Bittersweet ending lesbians!
Carla Gugino!
Netflix: Okay, but other than the lesbians, is there gonna be anything–
Mike Flanagan:
This!
She!!!
THEY!!!
Bebezz!!
Netflix: ……
Mike Flanagan: …But yes, also there will be ghosts.
Netflix: *heavy sigh*
dani: jamie talks in her sleep, it's adorable
jamie, asleep: square the fuck up mother fucker... tryna fight you shit...?
dani: she's very sweet
Would also like to just get out ahead on this one and firmly state that Haunting of Bly Manor is not a Bury Your Gays tragedy. That trope refers specifically to when a queer character’s death is either explicitly or implicitly coded as a punishment for their sexuality, and posits that queer folk cannot have a happy world. The trope also precludes that the character’s death serves as little more than a plot device to motivate or redirect the lover they’re leaving behind (for whom their death is also a punishment), or worse. At its most cynical, it’s a cheap, sweeps-week b-plot that can be introduced and discarded quickly, without derailing the story much. This is not any of that. Dani begins the series already drowning in what she perceives as punishment for her sexuality (Edmund’s ghost). She is freed from that punishment by Jamie. Their love story goes on to take center stage of the entire narrative, and Dani’s death is not a device to move plot along, it’s the culminating means by which the thesis of the show is delivered: that the price of love is loss, and that all ghost stories are love stories.
Bury Your Gays twists diminish and degrade the love stories that came before them. Bly Manor, and the love story at its center, is a contemporary gothic romance. Death, and everlasting devotion to one’s true love long after they’ve died, is the foundation of such a love story, not a betrayal of it.
Jamie: Crushes are the worst, right?
Dani: Yeah, whenever I'm near someone I have a crush on, I start acting stupid.
Jamie: You're always acting stupid.
Dani: Don't think about it too hard.

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D A N I C L A Y T O N
“But sometimes, once in a blue goddamned moon, someone, like this moonflower, just might be worth the effort.”
IMAGINE ME & YOU (2005) ⎮ THE HAUNTING OF BLY MANOR (2020)
I was wondering why that scene felt so familiar
I love that wlw's reaction to the au pair meeting the gardener for the first time was either
OR
i'm once again crying over them, nothing new here.
That™️ scene but it’s to “Girls Just Wanna Have Fun”

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Marie: I eat cheerios because they’re heart healthy!
Marie: And my heart has been severely damaged…
Marie: So Joe, if you’re out there.
Here's rough sketches of Mulder!Luz and Scully!Amity for a X Files AU