Osiria

happy pride

Ok but why are the suckers and losers trying to kill me today

come back to me most perfect of comics

pjackk really is like jesus man, gone again after rising for a beautiful moment... starting pjackk catholicism where you going to pjackk mass and having the pjackk eucharist (computer chip for wafer and golden chalices of mustard gravy)

white people have the sauce sometimes and dont even know it

i just saw a youtube short of brandon sanderson on a podcast. the whole time hes talking hes doing book signings. what a flex. so many bitches on my dick i gotta multitask

brandon sanderson is actually just built different. once on a podcast with patrick rothfuss they were talking about tools to write better and he said "i try to limit myself to 8 hours of writing per day." he took time off of writing during the first year of covid and accidentally wrote four unplanned books. he teaches a class at byu. his wife has a codeword to get him to stop writing in his head because at any given moment you might think he's doing something normal but no he's also writing another novel. stephen king said he's insane

via queenofattolia: #stephen king said he's insane: most damning sentence ever written

I've seen this clip many times, but never really appreciated the power of "what was her problem?" Just casually assuming that lesbians come in a wide variety of shapes and being inclusive. As a transbian who is probably still closer to Homer shaped than to my ideal, that's huge!

I mean he’s kinda ugly and freaky looking I’ll admit it but he’s special to me so it’s fine

ID: Four gifs from Sinners. First two are Stack and Sammie in the car at the beginning of the movie. Sammie: Hey, how fast this thing drive? Stack: Too damn fast. Why, you wanna drive? Sammie: Come on, you know I wanna drive. Stack: Later. On the way back. Sammie: Alright, alright. The next two gifs are Sammie driving the car alone at the end of the movie, covered in blood and holding the guitar neck to his chest. End ID