The Drill That Will Pierce The Covers

this cat is VERY small and VERY round, 10/10

fact: the bayonet is just a strapon for a gun

real talk, everytime I see this I think it says ‘bayonetta’s strapon is just a gun’ and I’m like fuck dude it sure is

bruh

I step up the podium at the science man conference. “yall know how silverfish like explode when you barely touch them? and then some other little beetles, like ticks are indestructible and shit? i have empirical proof this is the result of an ancient babylonian curse” half the audience is already in tears, some people are applauding. a few poeople walk out incensed iwth rage. guy in the back is a direct descendant of hammurabi & will invoke curse as soon as i use marduk’s name in vain but little does he know ive already got the wards up n shit. consecration of rose water taken. im on a hell city bus ride and i aint gettin off the train til assyria babey!!!!

the comments are all correct I genuinely dont remember poisting this at all but no drugs were involved im just this fucking scrambled

He just picked up his gf and left

“Don’t talk to me or my gf ever again”

dont fucking forget what happened in 1980… fucking reagan and reaganonics. this is why republicans still celebrate that shitty old bitch

The holiday season is coming up and if you’re being rude to a retail worker while they’re pulling off a 12+ hour shift cause it’s a holiday, you’re going directly to hell and i’m sending you there myself.