Shake my hockey

i feel like bitty would play animal crossing and would choose cute outfits every day and design his house while jack would live on bittys island and just grind to pay for everything bitty wants, while still dressing like he’s about to rob a burger king

another reason jack doesn’t talk to holster is because holster saw jack’s initials, jlz on his hockey bag and said “ha! jizz bag”

nooooooo don't think about how much jack loves bitty and how bitty moves in with him after graduating and they probably moved his stuff from the haus together and jack made sure there was a dresser for him in his (their) room and space for his stuff in the closet and also how bitty probably walked into the kitchen and saw that jack had already gone shopping and stocked the whole thing with bitty's favourite brands of everything bc he was so excited that he and the love of his life are finally going to live together and they're going to get married and aaaaaahhhh don't think about it

on a scale of "impending anxiety attack" jack to "looking at eric bittle" jack how big are your pupils?

Eric “if you think I can’t lift and carry my nhl hockey playing husband, than you’ve got another thing comin, sweat heart” Bittle