samwell meme page

Coaches Hall and Murray deciding who to recruit for the class of 2017: I think it's time to stop letting straights play hockey

followed some hockey blogs for 5 seconds and they all have gifs of jack zimmermann everywhere and I had to unfollow sorry bro

What if the way to defeat Wellie was to like, tie him/glue him to the ground until sunrise, and he turned into a normal well that was stuck there?

@whereswellie can you confirm or deny? 

attic this roaches that, what side are you REALLY on: fay-ber or fah-ber

DESCRIPTIVISM 

Counterargument: language is ever-evolving and if we all pronounce it FAY-ber long enough eventually it will be pronounced that way

Should the library buy an official airhorn for when we’re patrolling the stacks for people making out y/n

yes. 

if hockey is nacho thing, i can tell you there's nothing better than getting schwasted on the jumbo margaritas!

nurse and pointdexter are still here but it looks like they’re wrapping up, they’re too busy being gay to be ~that~ disruptive so you should be good

great! their homoerotic tension might inspire me to write my iliad essay as well whilst i'm at it!

you know of all the things i feared when i decided to study in the usa (guns, the government, the giant supervolcano at yellowstone), i was not expecting a flesh eating well to be my biggest concern

nurse and pointdexter just walked in, pointdexter is blushing, wish me luck