DEFEND AVANT GARDE JAZZ

the issue with growing up in the 2000s and 2010s was like there was this really big push toward "accepting your weirdness" overall but they meant like idk wearing mismatched socks or something not being tangibly beyond the norm in any way shape or form

i hate that morrissey wrote i was looking for a job and then i found a job and heaven knows im miserable now. i hate that i have to give him that

sleep is stolen time. don't let them take it from you anymore. tonight. we are staying up. til one billion o clock.

explosion at health potion factory 0 dead 0 injured

*trying to pitch public transportation to Americans* it’s like a legal form of texting while driving

complimented a womans clear raincoat this morning and she said Well i feel like a sandwich

all i need is a sweet treat. and six thousand dollars

you will have coworkers more incompetent than you could even dream of