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this morning my coworker and I were evaluating some beans and I said ‘man these beans look pretty good’ and he was like ‘meh I’ve seen better’. top ten exchanges that have happened for thousands of years in every language ever spoken

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

My baby Qais will die because his surgery is delayed. As an oppressed mother in Gaza, I am forced to postpone his surgical procedure —not by choice, but because this post is ignored and not shared.

I will not forgive anyone who watches my child fade and scrolls past without mercy. One share delays his death—but one donation can end this waiting and bring his surgery closer today.

While we wait for a surgery we cannot afford, my baby Qais continues to suffer every day. Time is not standing still for him. Please donate now and help us reach treatment before it becomes too late.

These may be my last words or the last time I write a post about my family, so I will not forgive anyone who sees this post and does not support me with a single word and ignores me.

Days of complete silence have passed, and I'm terrified. I check the campaign link daily, but the amount hasn't changed. Not a single euro. It feels like the world has moved on, but my nephew's pain remains. His surgery is urgent, and so are his medical needs. We're close to closing the gap, but I can't bear this alone anymore. If you have ten or twenty dollars to spare, please help us today. If you don't, your contribution is our only lifeline to reach someone who can help. Please don't ignore someone desperately seeking a lifeline for my orphaned nephew.

We need 700 euros for my nephew's surgery. The operation is in a sensitive area of ​​his body and cannot be delayed. The surgery will determine his future ability to have children, and it must be done as soon as possible while he is still young, before he grows older and suffers greatly, and may also be unable to have children. Please don't leave us alone. Help us! Donate to us!

If anything bad happens to me or I lose contact with you, please remember that I begged you to donate, even a small amount, or to share my post. I will not forgive anyone who sees this post and doesn't support me with a single word or a small donation, and ignores me.

Guys, someone donated 15 euros, but we still need 685 euros for my nephew's surgery amidst this genocide. I hope everyone who reads my message will donate. Please don't let us down. 💔

Today I will tell you what happened to me, hoping it will move you to help. I went to the vendor in front of my house—a small stall where he sells things for children. I bought some things for my sick nephew to make him happy, and then I quickly went home. Behind me, the entire area was targeted, and many children were injured, some even killed. I was very close to death; I swear he was only a few meters away. Please, how long will we continue like this? Please donate. I almost died today, and no one would have saved my nephew. Please, we still need 675 euros so we can pay for his operation.

Please donate what you can to save his nephew !! Any donation will help, but do not let the campaign go stagnant !!!

We still need 580 euros for my nephew's surgery. Please donate now! Don't let us down! Please, before anything bad happens to my nephew. Tomorrow is the last day for his surgery. We only have a few hours left and we still haven't reached our goal. Please donate! 😭💔

Guys, we still need 435 euros for my nephew's surgery, and the last appointment is in 18 hours. Please don't let us down. Donate now! I will never forgive anyone who sees this and ignores me. I don't want anything bad to happen to my nephew or for him to miss his surgery. Donate! Donate! 💔😭

Guys, there are only 14 hours left until my nephew's surgery, and we desperately need your help. Please, please don't leave me alone. Please save me! Donate, donate! Don't leave me alone in this world suffering from this genocide. Please stand by me! Please donate, donate! 😭💔

There are only 12 hours left until my nephew's surgery, and I desperately need your help. I'm counting the hours and minutes. I hope you can help me save my nephew's life. Please, please don't let my nephew lose his life. This surgery is crucial for him. Please donate, please donate! Don't let us down! Please donate! 😭💔

Oh my God, time is flying by and we still haven't reached our goal. Please, please, we still need 335 euros so we can get my nephew the surgery. Please don't let us down. I can't sleep, I can't. I just keep thinking about whether I'll be able to get my nephew the surgery or not. Please, I don't want to lose him. Donate, donate! 😭💔

Please donate to save his nephew!!! Anything you can give right now can help!!! Please do what you can to help in this difficult time!! Even if you can’t donate please keep sharing!!!

Unfortunately, we couldn't perform the surgery on my nephew today, and it has been postponed until tomorrow. We still need 300 euros to be able to perform the surgery. Please, my nephew's condition is very serious. Please, please donate. Don't let me down. Please donate, donate! 😭😭💔

Guys, I'm saying it again, my nephew's surgery is in 14 hours, and we desperately need your help. Please, please don't leave me alone. Please save me! Donate, donate! Don't leave me alone in this world suffering from this genocide. Please support me! Please donate, donate!

Oh God, oh God, time is flying by and we still need 280 euros. Please, please stand by me, don't ignore me. Tell me the world still stands by me, helps me survive, and gives me hope despite the genocide we're living through. Please, all I ask is to save my nephew. Please donate, donate! 💔😭

Guys, time is running out! Someone donated 5 euros, and we still need 275 euros for the operation. We only have 10 hours left. Please stand by me. I beg everyone who sees my words to donate, even a little. I want to save my nephew. Please donate, donate! I don't want him to die or anything bad to happen to him. 😭😭💔

I’m sorry I can’t help but I hope this reaches someone who can

I really, really hope, my friend, that my message reaches someone who can help. I desperately hope so. Please, please save me! I only have 9 hours left. Please donate, please donate! 😭💔

Please there is still a bit of time to help!!! Donate what you can!!! Keep sharing!!! Anything you can do right now can help get his nephew the care he needs!!!

Guys, we still need you, we desperately need you. Please donate, don't let us down. We still need 250 euros. Save my nephew. Don't let anything bad happen to him. Please understand my situation. Donate, donate. 💔😭

Guys, someone donated 5 euros, but we still need 245 euros. Please, please don't let me down. Donate, please! I don't want to lose hope. Please stand by me to save my nephew. Please, I don't want anything bad to happen to him. Time is running out. Please donate, donate! 😭😭💔

Guys, time is running out! We still need €245 for the operation. We only have 12 hours left. Please help me. I'm begging you all to donate, even a little. I want to save my nephew. Donate, donate! I don't want him to die or be harmed in any way.💔😭

Only 10 hours separate us from saving my nephew for his surgery, or his condition will worsen, and that's what I fear most—that something bad will happen to him. I swear I can't bear it. I can't endure losing another member of my family. Please, please save me! I'm clinging to you and begging you to save my nephew. Please, please donate! 💔😭

Only 8 hours left! Please, please save me! Please donate now! Don't ignore me! Oh God, I don't want the surgery deadline to come and we can't have it done! Please, we only need 200 euros left! Someone please save us! 💔💔😭

Guys, we still need you. We still need just 150 euros. Please don't let me lose hope. Please donate, I beg you, donate! 💔😭

Guys, we're so close to our goal! Someone donated 20 euros, and we only need 130 euros. Please, please save me! We're almost there! Finally, finally, I'll be able to get my nephew the surgery! Please donate, we only need 130 euros! Donate, donate! 💔😭

I'm imagining a world where RPGMaker somehow made it as the de facto codebase for software and you have to navigate your banking app by walking around in a huge room full of NPCs named "make deposit" and "make withdrawal" etc and there's loud as fuck stock music playing

People are unfazed if you hate women but if you dislike dogs they assume you're a bad person

Tumblr users will read a post complaining about normalized misogyny and hyperfocus on your claim that it's ok to dislike dogs

if pjackk can return from the dead then maybe there is hope for us all

got bad news.

old gay white guy with a shirt that says CRACKER on it in big rainbow letters is busting out some crazy ass moves on the roller rink tonight

what if after job interview you catch a glimpse of the person’s notepad & see they wrote “things have learnt to walk that ought to crawl”

Why the fuck was the last season of Euphoria Christian propaganda. Why did I watch Lexi talk about how the Bible is a beautiful story full of answers. Why was the final scene an American flag flying over a religious fundamentalist house (presented as positive) and Rue saying "God bless us all".

Republican Tradwife propaganda at that

Dont be very woried about me since i deserve all of this