What is this, I don't even...

the protomen is like five different people simultaneously going ‘well if no one ELSE is gonna save the city then I GUESS I have to 🙄🙄’ and maybe if they could just COORDINATE they wouldn’t keep dying to the SAME FUCKINT GUY

Why do they even make apps for ADHD. You want me to use my 24/7 handheld immediate distraction device? To manage my 'gets distracted too easily' disorder? Ooooh we developed the perfect tool for managing your anemia. Its hosted in Dracula's castle. 👍

skyrim is really like “do you want to side with the rotting and corrupt empire or the ethnonationalists”

american politics simulator 2020

american politics simulator 2024

You can only reblog this once a year

you're a feminist? name every woman

chaka khan

Happy Women's History Month

...THE MAN INVENTED THE 'I FUCKED YOUR MOTHER' JOKE.

The writers strike could impact your favorite show! A season might get cut in half causing the writers to send the main character to hell instead of saving him. He might have to be rescued by an angel the next season, whom he will have a homoerotic relationship with over the next ten years, shaping the culture of some blue website and changing the way people receive world news for years to come!

Me after being offline for more than 30 minutes.

Won’t that only solve 75% of your problems?

Finally Tumblr can do math

So, what you’re saying, is that if I buy infinite books, I will solve all of my problems, because the sum as n approaches infinity starting at 1 of (½)^n equals 1, which would be 100% of my problems.

Please stop explaining math to me im gay

that’s why radioactive material is such a bitch! it only ever deteriorates relative to its mass so it will never completely vanish

This post is pushing me to the limit

baby me, sorting m&ms by color and then into a gradient: now this is how you have fun!