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@stripytigernurse
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My name is Shima Tora, and I'm the School Nurse here at Tracen Academy, as well as one of the leading experts on Uma Biology.

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great
this looks helpful at least
another good source i would recommend following is Matthew Cortland, who is a public health/disability/law professional who does excellent writeups:
Cyclospora infection is often asymptomatic, but when symptoms occur, illness is characterized by anorexia, nausea, flatulence, fatigue, abdo
nb. I got into this outbreak in detail, even though I was having surgery, because I need to know what is safe for me to eat as someone who
No, actually "use your brain and you won't get it" is downright evil advice. You can't personal choice your way out of this. All it takes is a little cross-contamination somewhere (anywhere!) in the supply chain and literally any fresh vegetable you eat, whether from a grocery store or a farmer's market or a restaurant or a cafeteria could give you cyclosporiasis.
The only way to completely eliminate risk (of cyclospora specifically) is by eating only canned or frozen veggies. Cooking kills cyclospora, but there's always a risk of cross-contamination during food prep if the veggie starts out raw.
People love to throw out lists of things to avoid, always implying that if you get sick it's because you're stupid. So here's some actually useful info for if you get sick
1) The food that made you sick was something you ate in the last week. Throw out any leftovers & do some cleaning of cooking surfaces just in case
2) Normal symptoms: watery diarrhea, "loose" stool, abdominal/stomach cramps, maybe a little vomiting, nausea
3) NOT normal symptoms: bloody diarrhea, dark & tarry stool, fever, lots of vomiting. If you have any of these (or start to get these later), it could mean complications due to cyclospora or it could be something else. Go see a doctor asap
4) Most infections are self-limiting (they'll get better with a few days rest). Sometimes symptoms go away and then come back a few days later. That's normal & fine. If you're sick for longer than 2-3 days without any sign of getting better, that's NOT normal & you should see a doctor. The infection can persist for a month if not treated & you happen to be one of the cases that isn't self-limiting
5) if you need to see a doctor, do your very best NOT to poop beforehand. they will want to do a stool culture and it sucks so bad to do that at home
6) there are rapid tests for shiga-toxin that they'll do on your stool sample which will be done in about a day. The other tests for non-cyclospora diseases take ~2 days to complete. The centers that do cyclospora tests are completely overwhelmed right now, so that result might not come back for weeks so...
7) DEMAND A TREATMENT PLAN FROM YOUR DOCTOR. this is critical. At your first visit, get them to make a plan where after the negative tests come back, they will prescribe an antibiotic & do not wait for the cyclospora test
8) The antibiotic for cyclospora should be Bactrim (TMP/SMX), which has a 96% efficacy by 3 days. It might be something different if you have allergies tho. There are lots of options, it isn't hard to kill. You'll probably start to feel better in less than 24 hrs.
9) Take ALL of the pills they give you (2/day for 7 days). Do not stop just because you feel better and the pills make you feel nauseous and it's probably fine right? Wrong. That's how you get antibiotic resistance & that can kill you stone dead
10) if you're taking bactrim & feel short of breath or like you can't breathe quite right, go to the hospital right away. sometimes it does that & makes ppl stop breathing. it's like one in a million, but it can happen & it's better to know
It's a real shame you left when you did. You missed the chance to meet Mickey Mouse! You could have met him!
...that sounds like an entire Thing™ I'm glad to be missing.
It is.
Nuuuuurse @stripytigernurse who's manning the aid station out at shizuoka atm? We got respiratory distress.
It's okay... I'll be fine... It happens... Sometimes... Often...
I'm on it. If you're having breathing problems, then you should definitely rest.
Yes... I will...
Good. I'll give you a full examination, but likely, you just need rest.
You don't need to... It's been happening for a few years... but sometimes it just... gets worse... Doctor said there's nothing we can do about it except rest...
Seems to be a case of asthma. I can prescribe you an inhaler if you think it'll help.
Nuuuuurse @stripytigernurse who's manning the aid station out at shizuoka atm? We got respiratory distress.
It's okay... I'll be fine... It happens... Sometimes... Often...
I'm on it. If you're having breathing problems, then you should definitely rest.
Yes... I will...
Good. I'll give you a full examination, but likely, you just need rest.

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Nuuuuurse @stripytigernurse who's manning the aid station out at shizuoka atm? We got respiratory distress.
It's okay... I'll be fine... It happens... Sometimes... Often...
I'm on it. If you're having breathing problems, then you should definitely rest.
Class is in session! You may call me teacher anon, one who teaches the basics of education through assigning forms of it to the students and faculty of Tracen Academy!
Hmmm... it would be quite a cop out to give "medicine" to the nurse... instead, I'll give you the field that leads into it, human biology! Everyone thinks that they know all they need to about their bodies, but you know better. Everything gets progressively more complicated as you look into it, and the bodies and minds of humans and umamusume are no different! Why, just recently did we find that the appendix keeps a backup of our gut microbiome, as opposed to being useless as many believe. Likewise, even as you work, you lean more about the students of the academy, how they work and what they need to survive and thrive. You often end up put into the broad range of "staff", just as human biology is put broadly into "biology", and further "science", which does not serve to give you the credit you deserve for keeping everyone safe and informed about themselves. You are extra important to the physical education of those you care for, serving to give them the knowledge of their own bodies, and the truth, no matter what form that takes. From a broken bone to a torn ligament, you are intimately away of just how fragile we all can be, and you serve to strengthen our resolve and bodies through diet, excercise, and knowledge of how to prevent and recover from injuries and ailments.
How about you go and actually teach your class instead of hanging around the infirmary, being a distraction while I'm treating patients.
@inverted-mouse is poking you at completely random intervals. Hopefully, it doesn't give you a panic attack if you wake up.
*polly remains unconcious*
* @stripytigernurse might have something to say about you being here though. You look.. unsanitary*
Stop bothering the patient, Mouse.
*teleports @official-tracen-security to unihemi’s lab*
There! :D
Ah! Yes... Yes, that's another example of it! The ever fluctuating power and ability that you have! Ms Polearm, please, if you would give me your sunglasses!
Agh... godsblood that was distinctly unpleasant.
*polly takes a minute to orient herself* O..kay. slow your roll a second. What exactly do you plan on doing with them.
I plan on giving them a brain scan! As you can see from the pair in front of me, this one shows the readings of an ordinary person! I have a theory that this is the true mind of the "anon", and that in the process you used to become as we are, that "mind" was instead placed into your solid, "realised" form! Essentially, that your sunglasses should posses no will of their own any longer. I am also VERY interested in the process you went through to gain the body you have, and I would love to examine it in great detail!
*Polly raises an eyebrow at that last statement. Then remembers its Hemi shes talking too and that the innuendo almost certainly went right over her head*
Well, i see no harm in you scanning them. *she hands her sunglasses over to Hemi* As for examining my Body.. Buy me dinner first? *she chuckles at her own joke*
I can tell you what I remember, but its sort of like a dream... do you remember what dreams are like? You have been sleeping recently after all. Regardless, I mean to say its tricky to know what was the True sensation and what is just my mind interpreting it after the fact.
Excellent, a small price to pay. Do I need to purchase the food directly or will giving you the yen for it be satisfactory?
As for the strange memory, just tell me everything that you believe you perceived. Even knowing that it may be just your interpretation, it would still be useful info.
*Hemi starts to set up... brain scanning the glasses.*
*Polly laughs at that* I was joking hemi. When youre on a roll like that you really do focus in huh? Saying you wanted to examine my body, kinda sounded like you were prepositioning me. Uni would understand more. You dont need to pay me.
So, as to what i remember about.. becoming me..
The 1st thing I remember was Pain. But not in the sense of like.. anything specific. Just being Alive hurts. Anon magic can create an entire functional human body but that body is still new and unused to sensation, and most of sensation is Pain. Took a little while to get used to that.
The next thing was everything Itching. I attribute that to being just kinda What Happens when ones skin changes from pure white to this. I imagine its kinda like how birds feel when they lose their baby downing and fledge into their adult colours. The point being it wasn't instantaneous. I didn't come fully formed as such, I still had to grow into this form.
Its kinda weird to think about honestly. Physically and mentally Im nearly 30 but if you Radio Carbon Dated my body it'd probably say im 2 months old.
I see... very interesting. Have you had any kind of bodily tests performed, and if so, do they agree with your body and mind matching your age?
Oh, and though it may be too early to tell, have you had any signs of aging normally, being affected by illnesses or afflictions, overworked your body, anything like that?
If not, you may still have a small portion of that "anon magic" within you, just put into a more restricted form.
I certainly feel overworked but I can't say about physiology. As for tests ive not had anything done. The one time I went to the hospital, I didn't get medical treatment I just got magicked back to health. And yeah its far too early to tell if im aging normally. Like I said its been 2 months. My hair and fingernails grow as I would expect them to though.
I certainly bleed thats for sure. Bruise too. Its hard to tell if I heal from those quicker though because.. well, magic healer.
I see... hair and nail growth would imply that your body is developing as normal. If it is alright, would you be open to receiving a small cut, for the purposes of testing how it heals? You will be allowed to bandage it, of course, in fact you should treat it just how anyone else would. Just keep me notified on if it heals quicker than normal, as normal, or takes longer to heal.
Define normal in this sense. We need a control group for this.
Equally I dont know if there are residual magical effects that might corrupt the data. Discovery was.. very liberal with the magic potion hosepipe.
"Normal" meaning within the commonly accepted bounds for injury recovery for humans and umamusume. That one does not neccessarily require a control group, because the control group is every single time someone has been cut in the past.
You do raise a good point about external magics, though. I do not have any way to measure those, and if I did, then this experiment would be unnecessary. Perhaps I will have to wait for a different volunteer...
There is one other thing that can be tested, however. This other pair of sunglasses, it is different to your own in one major way: It still holds the mind of the anon within it. Your glasses seem to hold great power, yes, but are not alive in the same sense as these ones. I have a theory, that if you were to wear these, then the anon whose mind is within them would gain a mild amount of control over your actions, akin to some kind of parasite. If anything bad happens, I can simply remove the glasses for you, and then you should be back to normal.
Would you consent to this?
You make it sound simple, to Take the sunglasses off.
Have you Tried removing an Anon's sunglasses before? If they're resisting? I haven't, and i dont want to see what they could do to you if you tried. The worst case scenario for your hypothesis could very well end up in my personality being entirely overwritten, which I am not keen on.
I don't see why they would resist, if they willingly allowed me to disect them and put them into this state.
They don't seem as active right now... perhaps it will take a while for them to recreate their body. I would love to ask them how it felt, but I cannot really do that without them having a vessel of some kind.
Giggles? Who can say where they're concerned...
I am most unsure about this course of action Hemi, but I fear your next course would be to try it on yourself and that could be even more disastrous. Very well I will assent to this.
It seems you know me quite well. How unhelpful in this case.
Ah, the scan is complete... and just as I suspected, your glasses contain no "mind" inside them. They are essentially nothing but raw power and potential, condensced into a form near anyone can use.
Have you used the glasses in this state before? If so, please tell me how it went. I can't imagine one would be able to maintain access to this power without consequence, or you would be wearing them almost all the time.
I've been around here a little while, I know what you're like specifically. You and Tachyon have a lot in common Hemi.
I have a few times. Once to speak to the anons and once in a fight. One of them asked me about it just before I was brought here as it happens.
Essentially, Worst Hangover Ever. Its a crazy high to have near godlike power at your fingertips but it sucks so much to come down from that. But at the same time you have to. Else you lose your self. Thats the real reason I don't use them that often. I worry that if I become dependent on them then I'll stop being Me.
I see... so despite being created from one of these entities, your form creates from the glasses, using them too much causes you to lose your form, or your "self"? Interesting... it's as if an empty set of glasses tries to absorb any mind that wears them, to return itself to the prior state of being the mind. It's like a parasite!
*She seems excited at that prospect, not scared.*
*This kid is Dangerous. I suppose she is the Logical one not the empathetic one. Takes a kind of mental illness already to try doing brain surgery on yourself I suppose*
It being parasitic would imply a level of agency. its more like.. a really really comfy couch. Sitting in it feels good, really good, but while youre sitting in it youre not doing anything with the world.
I see... but you are still able to impose your will upon it, at least temporarily. Otherwise, putting it on would require prior manipulation of it to get it to do what you want, which doesn't seem the case.
Unlimited power, at the cost of draining your soul. It sounds like something from a story!
I have described the sunglasses as being like The One Ring in the past, so yeah, maybe that fits.
But i wouldn't say using the sunglasses involves imposing my will over them because that implies that they have a willpower of their own. But maybe thats because they're My Sunglasses. Like how in Lord of the Rings, Sauron can use the Ring for just about anything but when someone else uses it it just makes them turn invisible.
Before I try on someone else's sunglasses.. you say mine have no Mind of their own.. I wonder if you tried to use them the result would come out suspiciously polearm flavoured..
That would be interesting, the idea that someone else wearing your glasses would turn them into as you were as an "anon". It is not a possibility we can rule out.
They seem... quite dangerous to use. Any volunteers would have to be quite brave.
Or especially stupid, which i think is more my speed.
*she sighs* I'll be your test subject because I know i can't dissuade you from pursuing this and so at least my familiarity with the subject matter gives me a chance of helping you unfuck the scenario if it all goes to hell in a handbasket.
Wonderful! In that case, if possible, I would like to hook you up to a brain scan while also scanning these... for now, we'll call them "filled" glasses, as opposed to yours, which are "unfilled".
Once you are ready, please put the glasses on, and I will record what happens.
Oh this is gonna suuuuckk..
You want a set of control data 1st? *stalling to psych herself up*
Yes, knowing your base state would be quite helpful.
...
your brain seems very anxious.
Yeah no shit! I know emotions are your blind spot and all Hemi, but this is a distinctly anxiety inducing thing to do! You really gotta work on your bedside manner. Control for elevated cortisol levels and let's get this done
*Polly picks up the Other set of sunglasses*
Okay.. ready?
Give me some time...
Yes, your brain signals are entirely ordinary! Just as anyone else's would be, so your created body is in fact normal, at least so.far as the brain is concerned...
Ready. Begin the test. I'll be looking at your brain as well as that of the glasses.
Alright.. here goes
*polly puts the sunglasses on. The results are immediate. She stiffens in the chair and shakes a bit. Physiological reactions are off the charts, body temp fluctuating wildly, sweating, shivering, you name it. Then it settles down and returns to normal. There is no reaction from the person in the chair, but on some unknowable primal level, Hemi is aware that they are not speaking to "Polly" any more*
Very, very interesting. Your brain was overwhelmed with reactions, until all stopping to something normal. The brain of the "body" and of the "glasses" seem somewhat in sync now.
Please identify yourself, and then talk about any symptoms you feel or felt. Pain, uncomfort, the melding of two personalities into one?
From Anonymous:
*impassive silence, you'd get more reaction out of talking to a statue*
...hello?
*She waves a hand*
It's like there's no one there... brain scan still seem normal, though.
From Polearm Anon:
Hmh? Oh yes! sorry about that Unihemispherical~ I am "Polearm Anon". I grant people polearms based on a deep reading of the contents of their soul~
As for symptoms, I feel nothing and everything all of the time!~
I see... and what of the anon who volunteered for my experiments? Or... do the sunglasses no longer care about them, instead defaulting to the "anon" version of Ms Polearm?
...Nothing and everything all of the time? Just like that idea of the body of an "anon" being all possibilities simultaneously...
Hm... well, let's test if you are "Polearm anon". What would you give me?
*She's also using this to get certain brain readings relating to thought and problem solving*
From Polearm Anon:
Oh? What would I give you? Hemi, yes~? Well I would say brutish weaponry just are not fit for a woman like you! No, Your character- Nay, "soul" desires something else. A weapon to truly fit one so, earthly bounded~
*They reach forward, holding your face with their index finger and their thumb, staring you in the eyes.*
You seek knowledge~!
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From Anonymous:
Hey! Stop that you! Stop pretending to be me!
*a second voice coming out of the same throat is most disconcerting to say the least*
Oh, my... this *is* interesting. It seems that both brains are acting seperately, attempting to control the body!
You... "glasses". You are certainly correct that I seek knowledge. Is there anything else that you know about me? About us?
Once you're done with that, I want to test if your minds are different, or different personalities formed of the same... "mind". Please give me a random number, one to one million.
From Polearm Anon:
You like to play Princess Peach in mario kart and then got into lap related shenanigans with lyn~ But If you wanted me to just regurgitate stuff you already know, you could just ask one of your other half~ Or maybe that clone of yours! But, alas that concluded. People found it quite entertaining you know~
As for a number, 17,500.
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From Anonymous:
Get Out of my Head Invader! This Body is Not Yours!
*she starts raising her hand to take the sunglasses off, but the other bats it down. The body seems to be at war with itself. Muscles start twitching randomly*
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From Polearm Anon:
You could at least give the girl an number polly~ Sorry, some people are just far too used to being apart of this world. Unlike me, Polearm anon.
Hm, I see. Incompatibility due to differing personalities. The two entities remain distinct, fighting for control over the body.
*Hemi removes the glasses, placing them on a table nearby*
How do you feel?
*As you touch the sunglasses and pull there is a flurry of anonymous phenomena. "Careless Whisper" starts playing on a nearby radio that wasnt there a moment ago, a gust of wind blows through the lab despite no windows being open nearly blowing hemi off her feet, a chunk of masonry is hurled at Her, and then is suddenly intercepted by a bowl of petunias descending at terminal velocity carrying it harmlessly into the floor. Its a full blown war of random bullshit go. There's even a Kitchen Sink at one point*
*finally Hemi gets the sunglasses free. The shriek as you remove the sunglasses doesn't sound like a noise that a human body ought to be able to make.*
*the Lab is a mess, there are unidentifiable stains on most of the surfaces. In the center of the mess hurricane is Polly, slumped in the chair, bleeding from where she bit her own lip, very very unconcious*
*Hemi looks at the carnage, wide eyed*
That was... entirely unexpected! A swirl of wild magic, spontaneous creations, and... hm... she's unconscious now. Not to worry.
Hmm... it seems like I wasn't able to get the brain scans of them during the process, part of the chaos must have done something to them.
*Hemi gently wakes Polly up... meaning that she wakes up to Hemi prodding her face*
From The Glasses: Oh, how very fun!~ All this time trying to learn more about us, I'm flattered, truly I am! Though, it wouldn't be fair for you to learn all of our secrets so quickly~
Isn't that right, Polly?~ You can't reveal everything so immediately, that isn't fun! I'm sure you have your fair share of unrevealed secrets too… I wonder if you remember more about that process of becoming one of us than you let on~ Maybe you don't want to admit something… Oh, but don't mind me, I do love keeping things vague~ I'm surprised you knocked yourself out just so I wouldn't get full control, you really have that force of will that's so hard to find~ Now, I'll be seeing you! …oh, who am I? I'll leave that as an excercise for you and the viewers~ You recognise my style, don't you Polly?~
"You hear her knock and come in" An Anon told me somethi-WHAT HAPPENED??? The hell did you do to P.A???
*Unconcious, bleeding from her mouth and now her nose and ears too. If the brain scanner shes hooked to wasn't showing brain activity you'd assume she was Dead*
Hm... thlse are definitely interesting symptoms. One would suspect brain damage, but the brain and its signals are unharmed.
@stripytigernurse could you please come here? The security guard is bleeding from her mouth, nose, and ears after an excessive magical event occured involving a pair of "anon glasses". Brain scans show her brain activity as stable for someone unconscious, but blood coming from all those holes is rarely something that doesn't require medical intervention. Thank you.
Maybe we shouldn't be messing with forces beyond our own understanding.
Just a suggestion.
Every force is a force beyond your understanding until you learn about it! Anyway, please come quick. Thank you.
Nia is on her way.
*teleports @official-tracen-security to unihemi’s lab*
There! :D
Ah! Yes... Yes, that's another example of it! The ever fluctuating power and ability that you have! Ms Polearm, please, if you would give me your sunglasses!
Agh... godsblood that was distinctly unpleasant.
*polly takes a minute to orient herself* O..kay. slow your roll a second. What exactly do you plan on doing with them.
I plan on giving them a brain scan! As you can see from the pair in front of me, this one shows the readings of an ordinary person! I have a theory that this is the true mind of the "anon", and that in the process you used to become as we are, that "mind" was instead placed into your solid, "realised" form! Essentially, that your sunglasses should posses no will of their own any longer. I am also VERY interested in the process you went through to gain the body you have, and I would love to examine it in great detail!
*Polly raises an eyebrow at that last statement. Then remembers its Hemi shes talking too and that the innuendo almost certainly went right over her head*
Well, i see no harm in you scanning them. *she hands her sunglasses over to Hemi* As for examining my Body.. Buy me dinner first? *she chuckles at her own joke*
I can tell you what I remember, but its sort of like a dream... do you remember what dreams are like? You have been sleeping recently after all. Regardless, I mean to say its tricky to know what was the True sensation and what is just my mind interpreting it after the fact.
Excellent, a small price to pay. Do I need to purchase the food directly or will giving you the yen for it be satisfactory?
As for the strange memory, just tell me everything that you believe you perceived. Even knowing that it may be just your interpretation, it would still be useful info.
*Hemi starts to set up... brain scanning the glasses.*
*Polly laughs at that* I was joking hemi. When youre on a roll like that you really do focus in huh? Saying you wanted to examine my body, kinda sounded like you were prepositioning me. Uni would understand more. You dont need to pay me.
So, as to what i remember about.. becoming me..
The 1st thing I remember was Pain. But not in the sense of like.. anything specific. Just being Alive hurts. Anon magic can create an entire functional human body but that body is still new and unused to sensation, and most of sensation is Pain. Took a little while to get used to that.
The next thing was everything Itching. I attribute that to being just kinda What Happens when ones skin changes from pure white to this. I imagine its kinda like how birds feel when they lose their baby downing and fledge into their adult colours. The point being it wasn't instantaneous. I didn't come fully formed as such, I still had to grow into this form.
Its kinda weird to think about honestly. Physically and mentally Im nearly 30 but if you Radio Carbon Dated my body it'd probably say im 2 months old.
I see... very interesting. Have you had any kind of bodily tests performed, and if so, do they agree with your body and mind matching your age?
Oh, and though it may be too early to tell, have you had any signs of aging normally, being affected by illnesses or afflictions, overworked your body, anything like that?
If not, you may still have a small portion of that "anon magic" within you, just put into a more restricted form.
I certainly feel overworked but I can't say about physiology. As for tests ive not had anything done. The one time I went to the hospital, I didn't get medical treatment I just got magicked back to health. And yeah its far too early to tell if im aging normally. Like I said its been 2 months. My hair and fingernails grow as I would expect them to though.
I certainly bleed thats for sure. Bruise too. Its hard to tell if I heal from those quicker though because.. well, magic healer.
I see... hair and nail growth would imply that your body is developing as normal. If it is alright, would you be open to receiving a small cut, for the purposes of testing how it heals? You will be allowed to bandage it, of course, in fact you should treat it just how anyone else would. Just keep me notified on if it heals quicker than normal, as normal, or takes longer to heal.
Define normal in this sense. We need a control group for this.
Equally I dont know if there are residual magical effects that might corrupt the data. Discovery was.. very liberal with the magic potion hosepipe.
"Normal" meaning within the commonly accepted bounds for injury recovery for humans and umamusume. That one does not neccessarily require a control group, because the control group is every single time someone has been cut in the past.
You do raise a good point about external magics, though. I do not have any way to measure those, and if I did, then this experiment would be unnecessary. Perhaps I will have to wait for a different volunteer...
There is one other thing that can be tested, however. This other pair of sunglasses, it is different to your own in one major way: It still holds the mind of the anon within it. Your glasses seem to hold great power, yes, but are not alive in the same sense as these ones. I have a theory, that if you were to wear these, then the anon whose mind is within them would gain a mild amount of control over your actions, akin to some kind of parasite. If anything bad happens, I can simply remove the glasses for you, and then you should be back to normal.
Would you consent to this?
You make it sound simple, to Take the sunglasses off.
Have you Tried removing an Anon's sunglasses before? If they're resisting? I haven't, and i dont want to see what they could do to you if you tried. The worst case scenario for your hypothesis could very well end up in my personality being entirely overwritten, which I am not keen on.
I don't see why they would resist, if they willingly allowed me to disect them and put them into this state.
They don't seem as active right now... perhaps it will take a while for them to recreate their body. I would love to ask them how it felt, but I cannot really do that without them having a vessel of some kind.
Giggles? Who can say where they're concerned...
I am most unsure about this course of action Hemi, but I fear your next course would be to try it on yourself and that could be even more disastrous. Very well I will assent to this.
It seems you know me quite well. How unhelpful in this case.
Ah, the scan is complete... and just as I suspected, your glasses contain no "mind" inside them. They are essentially nothing but raw power and potential, condensced into a form near anyone can use.
Have you used the glasses in this state before? If so, please tell me how it went. I can't imagine one would be able to maintain access to this power without consequence, or you would be wearing them almost all the time.
I've been around here a little while, I know what you're like specifically. You and Tachyon have a lot in common Hemi.
I have a few times. Once to speak to the anons and once in a fight. One of them asked me about it just before I was brought here as it happens.
Essentially, Worst Hangover Ever. Its a crazy high to have near godlike power at your fingertips but it sucks so much to come down from that. But at the same time you have to. Else you lose your self. Thats the real reason I don't use them that often. I worry that if I become dependent on them then I'll stop being Me.
I see... so despite being created from one of these entities, your form creates from the glasses, using them too much causes you to lose your form, or your "self"? Interesting... it's as if an empty set of glasses tries to absorb any mind that wears them, to return itself to the prior state of being the mind. It's like a parasite!
*She seems excited at that prospect, not scared.*
*This kid is Dangerous. I suppose she is the Logical one not the empathetic one. Takes a kind of mental illness already to try doing brain surgery on yourself I suppose*
It being parasitic would imply a level of agency. its more like.. a really really comfy couch. Sitting in it feels good, really good, but while youre sitting in it youre not doing anything with the world.
I see... but you are still able to impose your will upon it, at least temporarily. Otherwise, putting it on would require prior manipulation of it to get it to do what you want, which doesn't seem the case.
Unlimited power, at the cost of draining your soul. It sounds like something from a story!
I have described the sunglasses as being like The One Ring in the past, so yeah, maybe that fits.
But i wouldn't say using the sunglasses involves imposing my will over them because that implies that they have a willpower of their own. But maybe thats because they're My Sunglasses. Like how in Lord of the Rings, Sauron can use the Ring for just about anything but when someone else uses it it just makes them turn invisible.
Before I try on someone else's sunglasses.. you say mine have no Mind of their own.. I wonder if you tried to use them the result would come out suspiciously polearm flavoured..
That would be interesting, the idea that someone else wearing your glasses would turn them into as you were as an "anon". It is not a possibility we can rule out.
They seem... quite dangerous to use. Any volunteers would have to be quite brave.
Or especially stupid, which i think is more my speed.
*she sighs* I'll be your test subject because I know i can't dissuade you from pursuing this and so at least my familiarity with the subject matter gives me a chance of helping you unfuck the scenario if it all goes to hell in a handbasket.
Wonderful! In that case, if possible, I would like to hook you up to a brain scan while also scanning these... for now, we'll call them "filled" glasses, as opposed to yours, which are "unfilled".
Once you are ready, please put the glasses on, and I will record what happens.
Oh this is gonna suuuuckk..
You want a set of control data 1st? *stalling to psych herself up*
Yes, knowing your base state would be quite helpful.
...
your brain seems very anxious.
Yeah no shit! I know emotions are your blind spot and all Hemi, but this is a distinctly anxiety inducing thing to do! You really gotta work on your bedside manner. Control for elevated cortisol levels and let's get this done
*Polly picks up the Other set of sunglasses*
Okay.. ready?
Give me some time...
Yes, your brain signals are entirely ordinary! Just as anyone else's would be, so your created body is in fact normal, at least so.far as the brain is concerned...
Ready. Begin the test. I'll be looking at your brain as well as that of the glasses.
Alright.. here goes
*polly puts the sunglasses on. The results are immediate. She stiffens in the chair and shakes a bit. Physiological reactions are off the charts, body temp fluctuating wildly, sweating, shivering, you name it. Then it settles down and returns to normal. There is no reaction from the person in the chair, but on some unknowable primal level, Hemi is aware that they are not speaking to "Polly" any more*
Very, very interesting. Your brain was overwhelmed with reactions, until all stopping to something normal. The brain of the "body" and of the "glasses" seem somewhat in sync now.
Please identify yourself, and then talk about any symptoms you feel or felt. Pain, uncomfort, the melding of two personalities into one?
From Anonymous:
*impassive silence, you'd get more reaction out of talking to a statue*
...hello?
*She waves a hand*
It's like there's no one there... brain scan still seem normal, though.
From Polearm Anon:
Hmh? Oh yes! sorry about that Unihemispherical~ I am "Polearm Anon". I grant people polearms based on a deep reading of the contents of their soul~
As for symptoms, I feel nothing and everything all of the time!~
I see... and what of the anon who volunteered for my experiments? Or... do the sunglasses no longer care about them, instead defaulting to the "anon" version of Ms Polearm?
...Nothing and everything all of the time? Just like that idea of the body of an "anon" being all possibilities simultaneously...
Hm... well, let's test if you are "Polearm anon". What would you give me?
*She's also using this to get certain brain readings relating to thought and problem solving*
From Polearm Anon:
Oh? What would I give you? Hemi, yes~? Well I would say brutish weaponry just are not fit for a woman like you! No, Your character- Nay, "soul" desires something else. A weapon to truly fit one so, earthly bounded~
*They reach forward, holding your face with their index finger and their thumb, staring you in the eyes.*
You seek knowledge~!
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From Anonymous:
Hey! Stop that you! Stop pretending to be me!
*a second voice coming out of the same throat is most disconcerting to say the least*
Oh, my... this *is* interesting. It seems that both brains are acting seperately, attempting to control the body!
You... "glasses". You are certainly correct that I seek knowledge. Is there anything else that you know about me? About us?
Once you're done with that, I want to test if your minds are different, or different personalities formed of the same... "mind". Please give me a random number, one to one million.
From Polearm Anon:
You like to play Princess Peach in mario kart and then got into lap related shenanigans with lyn~ But If you wanted me to just regurgitate stuff you already know, you could just ask one of your other half~ Or maybe that clone of yours! But, alas that concluded. People found it quite entertaining you know~
As for a number, 17,500.
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From Anonymous:
Get Out of my Head Invader! This Body is Not Yours!
*she starts raising her hand to take the sunglasses off, but the other bats it down. The body seems to be at war with itself. Muscles start twitching randomly*
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From Polearm Anon:
You could at least give the girl an number polly~ Sorry, some people are just far too used to being apart of this world. Unlike me, Polearm anon.
Hm, I see. Incompatibility due to differing personalities. The two entities remain distinct, fighting for control over the body.
*Hemi removes the glasses, placing them on a table nearby*
How do you feel?
*As you touch the sunglasses and pull there is a flurry of anonymous phenomena. "Careless Whisper" starts playing on a nearby radio that wasnt there a moment ago, a gust of wind blows through the lab despite no windows being open nearly blowing hemi off her feet, a chunk of masonry is hurled at Her, and then is suddenly intercepted by a bowl of petunias descending at terminal velocity carrying it harmlessly into the floor. Its a full blown war of random bullshit go. There's even a Kitchen Sink at one point*
*finally Hemi gets the sunglasses free. The shriek as you remove the sunglasses doesn't sound like a noise that a human body ought to be able to make.*
*the Lab is a mess, there are unidentifiable stains on most of the surfaces. In the center of the mess hurricane is Polly, slumped in the chair, bleeding from where she bit her own lip, very very unconcious*
*Hemi looks at the carnage, wide eyed*
That was... entirely unexpected! A swirl of wild magic, spontaneous creations, and... hm... she's unconscious now. Not to worry.
Hmm... it seems like I wasn't able to get the brain scans of them during the process, part of the chaos must have done something to them.
*Hemi gently wakes Polly up... meaning that she wakes up to Hemi prodding her face*
From The Glasses: Oh, how very fun!~ All this time trying to learn more about us, I'm flattered, truly I am! Though, it wouldn't be fair for you to learn all of our secrets so quickly~
Isn't that right, Polly?~ You can't reveal everything so immediately, that isn't fun! I'm sure you have your fair share of unrevealed secrets too… I wonder if you remember more about that process of becoming one of us than you let on~ Maybe you don't want to admit something… Oh, but don't mind me, I do love keeping things vague~ I'm surprised you knocked yourself out just so I wouldn't get full control, you really have that force of will that's so hard to find~ Now, I'll be seeing you! …oh, who am I? I'll leave that as an excercise for you and the viewers~ You recognise my style, don't you Polly?~
"You hear her knock and come in" An Anon told me somethi-WHAT HAPPENED??? The hell did you do to P.A???
*Unconcious, bleeding from her mouth and now her nose and ears too. If the brain scanner shes hooked to wasn't showing brain activity you'd assume she was Dead*
Hm... thlse are definitely interesting symptoms. One would suspect brain damage, but the brain and its signals are unharmed.
@stripytigernurse could you please come here? The security guard is bleeding from her mouth, nose, and ears after an excessive magical event occured involving a pair of "anon glasses". Brain scans show her brain activity as stable for someone unconscious, but blood coming from all those holes is rarely something that doesn't require medical intervention. Thank you.
Maybe we shouldn't be messing with forces beyond our own understanding.
Just a suggestion.

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What do you mean I need a "license"?
For what?
Pretty much all of your expirements.
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Shima, we're only good at it because we inherently have it. At the very least, we're one the same level.
My lady is correct, you have proved invaluable in supporting the entire academy.
- Nia and Dromarch
I still have no idea how any of it works.
WE ARE
BETTER THAN
THE ROCKS
*ten people in bush costumes shoot you with submachine gun and run away*
-RISING RS
What the- *She rapidly takes cover behind her desk, thanking the goddesses that they got a bulletproof one to replace the one that got blown up*
*...the slowest of the group feels a pull on their back as they run, before a punch that likely destroys their jaw and renders them unconscious comes flying at them by a VERY angry Tazuna.*
If any of you DARE to do that to a single student, every single one of you are dead.
*For now, she takes the one she knocked out, and calls* @stripytigernurse and @tracen-general-practitioner
"Shima, I've got an unconscious intruder here, one who I would like to talk to. Come get them, and make sure they can't do anything once they wake up, consider them a violent risk to your safety.
Jude, I know you have quite the fascination with guns. Think you might be able to figure out where one came from if you got the chance to deconstruct and look at it long enough?"
*Tora responds quickly, retrieving and restraining the intruder before administering medical aid*
So... at this point, you're like thr leading authority on magical healing, right?? You should make a study or a paper or something
I'm definitely not. That would be my colleague, Nia.
uhhh....
hello? where is everyone??? what happened to this school???
Most of the students left for summer camp. Either way, I'm incredibly glad that you're safe, Robert's Willpower.
oh...
i heard that someone is taken as hostage to find me....who is that??? who got taken as a hostage???
@navybluemechyoudontneedtoknow has kidnapped agnes anya to try and find you for... something. But either way, you are not meeting up with them alone.
our official security is-or at the very least, should be-on break currently, so I'll ask @trainer-kiryu to stay with you for a while, to make sure that nothing bad happens to you, is that okay?
So, kid... what do you wnt to do?
No one's going to make you go to them if you don't want to, but we haven't managed to track them down yet.
.....
this is all my fault
Kid... trust me when I say, it isn't. You were a victim, just as much as everyone else. You'll probably think it's your fault for a while, no matter what I saw, but trust me.
You are more than this. Now... let's get your patched up, okay? Nothing good can come from keeping those wounds open.
okay....
*The two go to @stripytigernurse 's office.*
Hey, Shima, coul you take a look at this one?
...not just the physical stuff. She seems pretty badly affected by everything that's happened.
Sure. Give me a sec.
*She gives @myownwillpower6311426 a thorough check up and examination*

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Look I am extremely pro therapy but sometimes finding a new therapist is a pain in the butt
Open letter from anonymous!
Scenario: Its a Zombie Apocalypse. Tracen is Lost. You and 1 student/faculty member survive.
Who are you picking to be your final hope of surviving the apocalypse?
Bonus points if you avoid the obvious answer of "whoever im dating rn" or "Imagine Losing because she was once the Lich Lord of Undeath"
Jude. Not just cause she's my girlfriend.
She's immensely durable, a good fighter, and can fly a plane. She has fighter jets. Multiple.
Between her sheer dumb luck, survivability, and impressive immune system, paired with my medical knowledge and common sense, we could make quite a team.