Kazuma Kiryu

NEW PEOPLE:

@purewhitetiara

@umablr-confessions

@elcondorpass-ya

@ever-changing-phase

@archivist-of-the-eye

@umablr-mom-super-creek

@attack-of-the-lady-manager

@inverted-mouse

@ephemeral-darling08

@agnestachyonlab

@the-star-ahead

@chestnutdaydreams

@number1shonenking

@poinsettia-ribbon

@risingfortune

@maple-tree-bookworm

@spectral-delusionz

@the-ever-slumbering-moon

@cutecurrenchans

@agnesanya

@inspiring-genius

@the-real-snowfall

@hishiakebono-uma

@umadolmiraclestep

@johnboli-rudolf

@five-mang-star

@partygirl5ever

@moon-ofmy-eye

@vessel-of-the-rose-crown

@teamfuturetone

OBITUARY (Missing in rp (not actually dead)):

@cutecurren: ranned aways

robby but not robby (wanted??)

@agnesanya: Kidnapped by the big mech

@turbulentbluemeishodoto

@myownwillpower6311426

Unihemi (only the purple one. Centrifuge nonsense)

UNOBITUARY! (Found characters):

@ask-byzantinedream

@myownwillpower6311426

Unimhemi

agnes anya. Returned!

Mejiro Palmer (she wasnt missing she just got totally domed by a rock)

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STUFF THATS HAPPENED:

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SNOWSTORM/SNOWFALL:

More info on Snowfall encounter with post office, opera o and fuji: [1] [2] [3]

Ticket invites EVERYONE (with help) to make snow-umas

This leads to Imagine losing building a snowuma to curse snowfall

She constructs the REAL SNOWFALL who polly fights it

gorushi kills it

@promisemethebluemoon and @glittering-sun-of-catastrophes are dating now. long story. I recommend reading through it!

@promisemethebluemoon joins @commando-from-ror's team!!

NEW! Snowfall. cryptic tweet.

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ANON SAGA:

Polly V Crust (finished) (the people are calling it Peam medias)

Kiryu and Tunneling voice attempt to raid rock thrower HQ

Kiryu VS rock thrower HQ [1] [2]

Tunneling voice vs rock thrower HQ [1] [2] (she had fun)

Core attempts to contact polly. Shes still mad about crust and declines: [1] [2] [3]

after this the rock throwers have occasional appearances, until mantle contacts polly. beach date which leads to scheduling a second date 👀

polly finally talks to core (ongoing(?))

Rising R.S.. Theyre new, and i sorta know jack abt them. They DID try to shoot both tazuna and flora (with tommy guns) to death so.

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UMABLR PRIDE MARATHON:

it happened. everyone had their own minplots here so its hard to summarize.

After the raid on the rock thrower HQ, polly is now getting anons to help her.

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Shizuoka Summer Camp:

The majority of Seniors/classic year students are signed up. Some are remaining at tracen, thought tracen academy is primarily made up of juniors currently.

(Tazuna is running the mail room for people at the main tracen academy building)

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Robert's Willpower:

Trying to summerize this delayed this post by 2 weeks. No thanks.

Robert will get a separate post. at some point. maybe. genuinely this thread is very long and complicated and deserves a post of its own.

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Unihemispherical:

Shes split up by a centrifuge for the first time into Uni and Hemi. They later recombine.

Uni enters an interview. It goes poorly.

Uni abandons her phone as she runs to her trainer, anons take over answering asks.

Unihemispherical gets blocked by King halo due to anon submissions.

Same interviewers pester Meisho Doto

Tazuna KILLS the interviewers <- exaggerating

Uni proceeds to fumble many, many social situations and decides shes gona use the centrifuge to try getting rid of herself

Uni uses a scuffed centrifuge.

She gets split into 3 entities: Hemi, Uni, and Unihemi

Anons torture the trio for a bit

An attempt to get Hemi with a teleporter is made, Unihemi is caught instead.

After lots of teleports, unihemi is dropped off at The Wall (of henry stickmin fame)

Unihemi completes henry stickmin sideplot and is now a topphat clan member, is returned to Tracen

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Cutecurren/Darling Minoru:

This is. technically robert related. but you cant make me.

curren and vineblossom currently in the past, trying to fix time machine with help of past maruzensky.

curren meets robert.

Time machine is fixxed! also demon robert is here. Wuh oh. Long story. They get back to the present!!

vine and curren return from the past, with dinos. @museum-mile-uma gets to keep one. his name is moe

curren confronts robert, she leaves the earth after (is heart broken)

Curren decides shes cause too much harm and decides to run away.

Curren takes on a new identity, Darling Minoru.

All new content is now on @ephemeral-darling08. Theres like 4 posts no need to summarize just yet, just know shes in a town and sees posters of people looking for her.

Vine blossom is currently searching for Curren. Shes bad at this.

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@ask-byzantinedream FOUND:

theres. alot of stuff. like setup wise here. im just gona cover the *finding* part.

Bya is found in the woods in rough condition by a reporter named Ace

[1] [2]

rumours spread about Annie and contrail are making out turbo sloppy style or smth

Ace interviews bya, bya asks for a phone

Bya calls tazuna, returns to tracen.

Bya re meeting ppl, Shes currently staying with her mother. [1] [2] [3] [4] [5]

official announcement of byas return

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MISC EVENTS:

@angling-and-scheming is pissed now. for some reason

Everyone has been licked.

the mosue has been spun

@so-that-night-wont-repeat (spezuka blog) gets turned into a fusion by the centrifuge

Imagine sucsess gets split up by the centrifuge

Anvil

@masquerade-ball-uma is in the UK and is divorcing criox i think

Theres a convention going on!! people are going in and out of it

@the-cherry-blossom-king's original chiyono is still in the torment nexus. Got replaced by a new one. Rift stuff

Tunnel tottally OWNS tazuna and akikawa by replacing the power grid (Help of ferb) and gets executed on the spot

Imagine Losing loses her debut (5th)

@umalordship is revealed to have been a cis(sorta) man named Julius Krone

Except no it wasnt that was her twin brother(?) and shes racing again!

Vocaloid team. Open invite scrimages against Not Teto and Not Neru and also they HATE miku

Gitan is currently not at summer camp or at tracen, but brazil (and other southern hemisphere things)

doto (@turbulentbluemeishodoto) has ran away to england and tried ot change her identy (shes bad at it) [1] [2]

@carrot-phoenix got teleported to summer camp, and her acc got taken over by her roommate peer gynt. She likes dinosaurs btw.

@away-for-a-journey is old and misses his kids and also is maybe considering transitioning

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OKAY.