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having anti role models is a beautiful thing. it's not easy to live up to someone else's behavior but it is easy to lasso yourself into behaving right when you realize you're reminding yourself of the worst person youve ever met in your entire life

“I would die for my kids” your children want an apology

your made up scenario isn’t real (shocker) and makes no difference when your kids are starving for your acknowledgment of the pain you caused them. you’re only performing the role of a good parent, without having to actually do any heavy lifting

80 notes in 5 minutes. jesus christ please apologize to your children save them from this pain

what flavour is blue powerade? mountain blast? that's not a real flavour.

they call me powrerade the way i mount and blast

im sorry

never apologise for living your truth

haha yeah man thats hilarious [suddenly lunges at you with my stupid rapier]

youtube should give viewers the option to grade video essays like it's a high school english class assignment and if the median grade is below passing then they stick a huge png over your video advising that this is a vlog with slide show components. if the youtuber ever goes "umm. I'm not going to attempt to pronounce this" at any point then they're genetically altered to be able to survive underground and let loose in an endless series of catacombs built beneath their home to live the rest of their life as the fabled town troll.

KILLING STANCE: TEN SOUL RENDING CLAWS

straight up people don't even pity you these days that's a complete lie. they just look at you crying and they point and laugh while shouting "retard! retard! what's wrong with you! why can't you be normal! just stop being hurt and capitulate to my demands!"

Mr J replacement theory

Oh my god

that happens to all tomcats when you take their balls off

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