I love to eat warm peaches bent over the sink like a werewolf. Summertime activity of all time.
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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Xuebing Du
Misplaced Lens Cap

izzy's playlists!
sheepfilms
cherry valley forever
Three Goblin Art
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
Stranger Things

pixel skylines

JVL

#extradirty
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I love to eat warm peaches bent over the sink like a werewolf. Summertime activity of all time.

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formative years? aren’t they all?
show me a permanent self and i will show you a facade or a corpse
Playing Jedi Fallen Order and alll of a sudden Saw guerra shows up, i love this man
He has no reason to be here, i kinda wish saw was star wars only shows up everywhere person just because its so funny, bro is just literally everywhere fighting the empire for fun, like why are you on fucking kashyyk man 😭
Finished the acolyte, my quick thoughts are i think if this was a lower budget it movie and instead of telling the story with flashbacks and mystery just telling it straight, and then brush up the early episode dialogue it would have been decent.
In it’s current state it isnt very good and the first half was almost unwatchable but it had some good ideas.
The lightsaber fights were peak. I loved Sol and Qimir. The twins were an interesting concept. It felt nice to at least see something new from star wars, i probably wont ever rewatch this though.

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Continuing to dredge through star wars media since i decided to watch/rewatch them all after andor.
And one thing that consistently annoys me about star wars is its refusal to explore new territory, the most interesting part of the acolyte to me is the witches and i wish theyd explore that more, like, yes showing us force users outside of jedi and sith! But then procede to make the two main characters jedi and sith, i would heavily have preferred witches vs jedi it also would amke the conflict between osha and mae hit harder. That being said im only three episodes in so hopefully they explore this further.
But god am i so tired of everything just reusing the same stuff, at least this is old republic but the fact that the mandolorian, Ashoka, maul shadow lord, and every other god damn star wars thing the past few years is just empire focused. The coolest thing about star wars as a kid was thinking of how many other aliens and planets and factions there must be, i need star wars to stop focusing on the same 6 characters every fucking show
Me at 13: “god I can’t wait to go home and read fanfic”
Me at 17: “god I can’t wait to go home and read fanfic”
Me at 21: “god I can’t wait to go home and read fanfic”
Me at 35: “god I can’t wait to go home and read fanfic”
Me at 45: "god I can't wait to go home and read fanfic"
Me at 56: “god I can’t wait to go home and read fanfic”
don't shave your legs this summer HOLD THE FUCKING LINE
If I was a tree, I would use my mycelium network to spread lies for clout
‘The beach is always changing. You could go to the same spot every day, you’re always looking at a different beach.’ project hail mary… i might actually whip out my computer and type this with a keyboard instead of on my phone because boy do i have a lot to say one moment
hello from my computer
beaches yah yah yah...so the first mention of the beach in project hail mary is when grace is in the dont go crazy room and sees himself walking on the beach and then the waves are actually crashing on his shoes but the alarm for engine cutoff starts blaring. lord and miller confirmed that this was ryland seeing himself in the future, but his present self doesnt know what it means but there is comfort in the fact that he will be safe one day, he just doesnt know how he gets there. then he meets rocky, my little chud, and rocky changes his word view in so many ways. similar to how tides change the beach. there is a bigger force, i.e. the moon, that controls the tide. and there is a bigger force at play that brought rocky and grace together, the petrova line, their red string of fate. the tide shapes the beach every day, and the beach changes every day. which brings me to the quote i started this off with. ryland is right! you will always be looking at a different beach because of the tide, because of the moon, because of the people that visit the beach, because of the wind that moves the sand, because of the seagulls that fly overhead. even if the beach changes every day, there will still always be a beach no matter how much it changes. and i think there is something so special about the beach being the first thing that grace shows rocky, his first little peak of earth. ryland shows him trees, and new york, and the mountains, and even the movie rocky. he teaches him how to surf, how to fight, how to fish. but it always comes back to beaches. there is calm and there are waves crashing and there is the sound of seagulls squawking and there is sand between your fingers and there is fog to be surrounded by. in the end, grace chooses the beach. he could have asked the eridians to build him a city, a mansion, a replica of earth because they would have, they definitely would have, they love him. but he goes back to his roots, back to the beach. back to the fog and the trees and the sand. back to the crashing waves and back to teaching. back to himself.
THE MOON WILL SING HER SONG TO ME I LOVED YOU LIKE THE SUN

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me: yeah so a few years ago someone invented infinite scrolling and really it was a terrible idea
the elf I just hooked up with, taking the lavender and honeysuckle lollipop from their mouth: An infinite scroll... most elfmaidens learn to enchant a scroll to never end before they're a mere 300 years old. It saves on paper.
me: oh see that's just writing, with social media it's really bad, it just leads to people doomscrolling all day
the elf I just hooked up with, spluttering and panicked: The Doomscroll! Be silent human, thou shoulds't not speak the name of that fell parchment
me: oh so you get it
Ceaseless watcher turn your gaze upon this wretched thing! And by thing i mean…heh…my peanits
Set in present day, in the Magnus Archives universe, where the age of the internet has created a 16th fear from the constant access of information and perception.
Mr beast now head of Magnus Institute and Avatar of the Google
IN THIS VIDEO WE AUCTIONED OFF LIGHTENER NOVELS TO BILLIONARES TO RAISE MONEY FOR BLIND OPRHANS
Mr Beast: “Looks like that one’s going to Donald Trump, Donald would you like to give a shout out?”
Trump: “ Lovely people you got here Jimmy, The best is what I always said, those Magnus Institute folks. And because of this i’d like to announce that it will now Be called, The Maga Institute, and we will be taking information from the watcher to help stop criminals.”
His video about season one was great - this is so good as well.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ga2BzR_YcrA&si=v9FWTeMsDJaRzmnp
Agreed, recommended! I’m enjoying reliving the hype
me, unloading a fitted sheet from the dryer: *squinting* what's that you've got in your mouth
fitted sheet: nothing :)))))))
me, prying open its twisted jaws: na-ah!!! give it to me RIGHT now!!
fitted sheet: *resentfully spits out a wad of 3 very damp dishtowels, a pillowcase, and a pathetically sodden washcloth*
Kudos to this post, I think of you every time I do my fucking laundry

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Shinji Chair Kaladin
I don’t get how ppl still ship jyn and cassian after watching andor like….Cassian literally fought for bix. Because of her. Because she believed in him. He died for her. they had one of the most beautiful on screen romances I ever saw. I didn’t rly see jyn and cassian as a romantic relationship before andor but definitely not acter andor—it doesn’t even make sense like. It also bothers me that people can’t accept that a man and a woman can have a very deep and beautiful relationship without it being romantic!! Like yes jyn and cassian shared something so intense and beautiful and no that does not mean they were in love with each other.
Agree with that last part in particular, but I do also want to defend the ship because in its own context it’s a lovely “what might have been” scenario and it’s a compelling situation to explore in fics and art as a lot of people do and will continue to do. I enjoy all kinds of non-canon ships in this context and I think the problems only start when some people try to make this particular one canonical 😬 - Melshian fans never do that, and they have lots of fun! I LOVE Jyn and Cassian’s relationship in the film and I’ve always personally seen it as more spiritual than romantic. Andor just reinforces that, but I totally get the feelings of those who have been committed to this ship for many years.
And omg I love this edit - Purple Rain is perfect!