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tallwife

Is anybody else obsessed with understanding how others perceive you like… who am I in your lives… what kind of person am I… a friend of mine told me once that I’m mysterious and I was like ??????!???)????

starsabovethegreywaterfalls

*me handing out a papers* I’m gonna need you all to write a detailed essay of min 45 pages describing exactly how you perceive me and why plus an oral presentation with appropriate soundtrack.

jaubaius

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sum1tookish

Probably one of my favorite random things about LotR is the fact that

a) Pippin did a Gollum impression in the books

b) Pippin had never MET Gollum before that point and never would

c) yet it was an ACCURATE impression, as it startled and was recognized by the orc he was speaking to

d) the only possible explanation for Pippin Took’s accurate Gollum impression is this: Bilbo, while telling stories to the eager children, must have imitated Gollum perfectly

mirkwoodest

Which also kind of drives home how weird it would have been for both Frodo and Sam to suddenly be travelling with what was basically the equivilent of like... rumplestiltskin... from their childhood bedtime stories.

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mrspider-deactivated20221213

mcdonalds gave me the boys toy in my happy meal and ive been transgender ever since

mrspider-deactivated20221213

DONT LEAVE THAT IN THE TAGS THATS FUNNY

weaver-z

Yes this character is evil but have you considered that the song that plays while they commit atrocities is a fucking banger

jaubaius

Help, I see cats where they are not

prguitarman

Save them

gostaks

some random redemption arcs that aren’t just ‘zuko, but a little to the left’

I’m evil but all my evil friends betrayed me and I’ve decided that the best revenge is to ruin their evil plans. Yes, this means I’m a “good guy” or whatever. No, I don’t like it any more than you do.

I was evil but all my evil friends betrayed me and now I’m going to latch onto the first person who shows me kindness. If that happens to be the protagonist, I am totally fine with realigning my morality to match theirs.

I never wanted to do what I did, and now the biggest obstacle to me switching sides is convincing me that I’m not a living weapon.

Well as long as you’re imprisoning me in this magic amulet I might as well give you pointers on your technique. I mean come on if you all die I might be stuck here for millennia! It’s not because I like you and don’t want you to die. Nuh uh.

Look, I legit thought that being evil was going to be my best option to get this important thing done, but, uh, that didn’t pan out. Help?

captainlordauditor

I’m a dumbass who’s not competent enough at the thing to actually be evil but the only person around to teach me is a hero and now I don’t want to disappoint my friend

my kid tried to kill me and that’s a bit of a wake up call

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relatetorocks

“Parrots eating earth.” By Brian Ralphs, CC BY 2.0

ambassadorquark

at the beginning of the quarter this barbie doll showed up in my design prof’s classroom and he doesn’t know where it came from but one of his other classes crucified it(????) and when it somehow disappeared a week or so later people apparently lost their minds

callmebliss-got-swamped

sugarweregoingdownswinging

I need that last pic tattooed on my body STAT

stretched-horizons

OP do you go to SCAD?

lizardyne

Peter B. Parker: I’m a Spider-Man with high standards

Deadpool: I have money to buy you pizza

Peter B. Parker: OH NO, HE’S MEETING ALL MY STANDARDS!

lontra-ohiensis

still not over how much I love this

tenporcupines

Posts that would kill a peasant from 1173

imjustusingthistolikeartists

Mephistopheles and Margaretta, A Double Statue - medium: sculpture, sycamore wood, sculptor unknown, 19th century. Currently located in the Salar Jung Museum in Hyderabad, India.

everythingfox

He tried his best

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Ball Pit ⬇️

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