Strawmerry

what the hell

This makes me really chuffed

goddamnit.

all of you go to hell

And you wonder why i am boggled at times

These are called contronyms! A word that is its own opposite.

Why the fuck do these exist

One theory is that the sarcastic use of the word became exceedingly prevalent and because another dictionary definition. 

Are you telling me that we were such sarcastic shits it literally changed our language.

Sometimes it blows my mind that there are people that don’t wear glasses/contacts. Like they can literally see with no aid. Like they wake up and just be out here seeing. What a wild concept.

And people say stuff like ‘lol don’t you hate it when you look up in the middle of the night and see a spider on your ceiling’ like bitch (!!) i could have Nicholas II last czar of Russia hangin from my ceiling fan and i would be none the wiser

This was six seconds

National Geographic photographers are metal as fuck

actually thought about doing this for a profession..

i wanted to he a photographer for national geographics… idk anymore

There are currently millions of formally dressed skeletons living under Earth’s surface

Living??????????

[Murders you on national television in Spanish]

I’m the guy in the middle smiling when she said it in Spanish 😂

“Es un racista” 😩😩🙌🏽🙌🏽👏🏽👏🏽

PUÑETA DALE DUROOOOOO.