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Would a baby elephant seal named Florp not grow up to be an adult elephant seal named Florp? Was Fuck not called Fuck prior to reaching adulthood?? I mean I’m no expert on elephant seal society but,,,,

captain afab is honestly a very relatable character because whomst among us does not have some great beast that has eluded us all our lives. mine, for instance, is a decent night's sleep.

Ahab. I meant fucking. captain Ahab.

y'all are gonna make this a whole thing aren't you

learning and studying the atlantic slave trade in depth should be a core part of american history education because the scale of it is mind blowing and the level of depravity and length of time it went on for are absolutely inexcusable. anyone who knows deeply how chattel slavery worked wouldn’t dare dismiss it as being “far in the past,” a horrific centuries-long practice like that needs to be remembered vividly and reminded to the ancestors of the perpetrators and beneficiaries OFTEN and EMPHATICALLY, anything less constitutes an erasure of history imo

where's that picture that ruined my life

the simplicity of lactase supplements is so funny to me. it costs like $4 to circumvent evolutionary biology. want to eat dairy but your body doesn’t produce the enzyme necessary to digest lactose? the devs haven’t patched that yet but you can download a mod

tubi is one of our greatest warriors in the fight against streaming services costing a fortune for mediocre content. tubi has the most insane collection of movies you will ever encounter all for free. it has cult classics and questionable lifetime movies and movies that nobody except like three people on the planet have ever seen. tubi has movies that doesn’t exist. like if you just thought of a movie one day but never made it and no one ever made it it would somehow still exist on tubi. one day i will log onto tubitv dot com and i will see terribly inappropriate, overly complex, and strange on there. and i won’t even be surprised.

wait this wasn’t a “poob has it for you” bit?

tubi doesnt have what youre looking for but it does have a lot of things you would never have thought to