peace is coming

as a cavalier, it is your sworn duty to let your necromancer lounge on you like a spoiled First House cat.

quick it's an emergency i need you to sit on my lap so you can put your boobs in my mouth and let me lick your nipples and grope you and yeah it's like a life or death situation

im so serious about my love for the bush

Computa Give me anons in my inbox

Ianthe really saw this autistic Amish skelenun self-lobotomize and went omg she's my sister AND she hates me 😍💍

as much as I love art of buffed to all hell Gideon (specifically gtn Gideon and not Kiriona) and yes, she has biceps the likes of which Jeannemary and Isaac have never before seen—I do think something is lost by making her shredded to all hell in back. and not just the realism of the fact that she only eats snow leek gruel and protein bars when she can find them. Gideon feels like she’s the hottest and buffest and the biggest around to herself, and by extension to us. but she’s still a teenager, barely an adult, she wouldn’t even be finished growing yet. I think there’s something important about the fact that she is physically imposing but she’s also smaller than we think. yes she is strong in all measures, but she’s still so young. she’s still small. she might not be as much of a wilted flower and drowned cat as Harrow is, but she’s still breakable. and I think that’s important.

computa make someone obsessed with me

i love that Camilla and Palamedes are regular citizens of the Nine Houses but they somehow always befriend the most important (is that the correct word?) people. that brooding Ninth nun? she's acutually 200 dead children and she's been puppeting her dead parents ever since they killed themselves because she broke into the locked tomb. her cavalier who keeps making stupid jokes? she's god's literal daughter. the newborn they kinda adopted? LITERALLY PLANET EARTH.

need ianthe tridentarius to do unspeakable lesbian things to me

ok so everyone who liked & reblogged this what if I wrote nasty ianthe x reader smut??? would you read that????