bees?

you’re telling me it’s sunday night?

duuude is that a losing dog? *gets out my wallet*

kids these days don't know what it felt like to be bisexual and wear a stupid as fuck hawaiian shirt in 2017

i hope my blog feels like you’re walking through a really well-curated museum except there’s this guy next to you who’s talking on the phone and saying really insane things and you just have to deal with that

the downside of ben affleck/matt damon is that i don't care about ben affleck or matt damon

“what are you doing this weekend” i am going to fantasy land. i am hiding under the covers in bed. i am making things up. i am contemplating events that didnt happen. i am talking to fake people. i am listening to my tunes. i am envisioning scenarios

i really love being adored. Unfortunately

when i‘m trying to go to sleep but then i remember and remember and remember and remember