told my roommate dracula was an epistolary novel because it’s made up of letters and she was like. of course it’s made of letters it’s a book

something that gets glossed over in amy winehouse style reminiscences is that she didn't wear ballet flats, she was wearing actual ballet slippers, like for ballet dancers, which is why they were shredded after a few wears, because they aren't shoes designed to imitate ballet slippers, they are the actual ballet slippers and they are made of glue and satin and don't really have a sole to speak of, just a sliver of thin suede. ive never seen anyone point this out, but it's one of the most interesting and poetic personal style decisions she made

pro censorship people are always like “actually I’m living proof that books can be really harmful to kids! when I was a child I read a book that upset me and of course I couldn’t talk to my parents about it because they would throw rocks at me whenever I confessed to reading anything but the Bible, so as you can see, that book was the source of my trauma and warped ideas about right and wrong”

just a little reminder that drag queens "serve cunt," trans women "serve pussy vagina" and everyone else "looks nice"

Hate it when the squishmallow try to tell me the squishie’s name like no way in hell is this shrimp named Monica what the fuck are you talking about. But when beanie babies does it its ok because yeah that monkey’s name is bongo. Thats right.

computer, how do i make it stop

I am, like, a long running proponent of the "eat something and you'll feel better" crowd and am often one of the first people to suggest "maybe it's time for a snack before I get whipped into a frenzy" but I really do resent how instantaneous it is. like it'll feel like I'm having my worst day in months and then I'll start eating and literally before I even finish I'm like oh yeah the world is beautiful

No for real. Doesn't need to be huge; you'd be surprised how much half a dozen crackers or a handful of almonds improves one's disposition and outlook on life.

liberally apply sandwiches to problems

bats in a library. i just.

BAT LIBRARIANS

I JUST CHECKED THIS IS REAL IM SCREAMING

When you’ve spent 92 years on this earth with the name “Dick Van Dyke” and you’re only just now hearing the dumbest possible joke about it.

one of the weirdest experiences ive had being trans and out so far was when i went to the doctors about hrt and she walked me through the consent form (the one that tells you youre doing irreversible damage to your body and you're a freak) with a pen in her hand like crossing shit out and being like "this isn't true, this is actually completely false, this is totally an exaggeration" and it was stuff like "research on hrt is limited poor and speculative" or "hrt can increase risks of disease" or "testosterone makes you more violent and angry" like idk having it written in a way intended to make you feel like you're making a big mistake is one thing but the fact that the form has like literally proven false info in it and the doctor had to verbally be like sorry this isnt even true its just on there because society hates trans people. is wild

babe stop armchair diagnosing people you dont like with psychopathy or npd we're gonna go play in the paddock ok??? come play in the paddock with us

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ok its a pretty good cat drawing i think you'll like it one sec