The Hero Flails Expertly!

mymusician... oughh my little bug [remembers parasocial relationships are bad] [remembers infantilization is bad] this complete stranger is their own huge bug

"bears repeating" and "time flies" are two kinds of creatures that fill similar ecological niches

1st base is NOTHING. 2nd base is NOTHING. 3rd base is NOTHING. and 4th base is closing your eyes and peacefully passing away in your sleep alone

and 5th base is reincarnating as a perfect sphere floating silently through the carina nebula

first rule of storing tupperware is have fun and be yourself. second suggestion is slam the cabinet door quickly and don’t worry ‘bout it.

atheist quarterback throws a hail darwin

agnostic quarterback throws a hail maybe

Missing comma in the sauce style bro our panini has a syntax error

I need my weird alone time or I will explode

The really unfortunate thing about mental health progress is that sometimes you realize you've made it in the form of "wow, I haven't felt this bad in a fucking while"

On the one hand it's a bit of a pick me up in a dark place to know that this will pass because it has passed before on the other hand sometimes it isn't entirely a pleasant thought to go "wow, I used to feel like this all the time. That was pretty fucking bad. It's pretty bad right now too also."

Someday your current baseline will be the sort of thing you consider A Really Bad Day. It does get better.