-breakdancing gently- what’s wrong, son?

#the reason that lab safety regulations are the way they are is because literally all chemists are like this #as in 100% of them #no exceptions (via @prokopetz)

she lets me hit because she hasnt memorized my attack patterns

I wish I could favorite things a hundred times but instead I will do it once and then reblog it while crying.

she Gridanian Gulp on my Twin Adder til my Serpent Seals

Certified FFXIV Heritage Post [sigh]

you didnt clarify so i’m assuming that was dreamily

I am all about that gulp XD

constantly oscillating between "i need a second job so i can afford to have fun" and "i need to quit my job and lie in the dark for 16 hours a day"

if you stand on top of mount everest you can see every problem on earth

why does vacuum always smell like vacuum

Five years later, this reads like someone’s dying note in a survival horror game.