Die Form nur verweht, das Wesen besteht

sorry for footyposting I'll behave again in a minute and the next time you see me posting anything football related will be 2026 (and only if Germany manages to qualify)

41°C right now. My flat is at 30°C and feels like a pleasantly cool sanctuary compared to outside which is nuts

It's 32°C in my flat now. I'm stripped down to my briefs and my feet are in a bucket of cool water like a lame horse's

it’s actually crazy how passion and sincerity is the answer

(attempting to impress a girl at a party) i was in a saw trap. (remembers that girls like strength) and i wasn’t hurt at all. (remembers that girls like sensitivity.) but i was emotionally scarred. (remembers that details are important to a story) because i pushed a guy into a wood chipper.

the fact that Hermann was born on 6/9 is completely wasted on him, but despite that great loss i’m still duty-bound and determined to help him celebrate his birthday in the obvious way

the correct formatting for my birthdate is 9/6, thank you

The trick is to be more curious than you're scared.

the sexiest thing a woman can be is a cringe fujoshi with a very serious day job

You can print in black & white without depending on any of the other color cartridges

i have a false tooth filled with a placebo in case i'm ever captured and need to be a control subject