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1184. A muggleborn summons their patronus for the first time, and screams in absolute delight when a 60 foot long whale shark crashes through the room.

im just a simple blogger, i wake up at 4 am to tend to my meme crop, i dont want any trouble

Ummm pretty sure this is racist

I’m sorry, what colour is your shadow then, orange?!

This is beautiful

i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

fabulous 

i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.

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MOVE THE FRICK OVER DOMINOES

DEAR CHRIST

You just gained me as a follower for introducing me to new bacon products.

stop right there, smooth criminal scum

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