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Joe Biden Lookin Fresh

"what's the matter, smooth-skin? didn't think a ghoul could become president, did ya?"

a timeless classic.

your honor, in my defense, you wouldnt get it

you had to be there, your honor

I was in zoom virtual court yesterday and like two people said this exact thing

this is your daily reminder to wash your ass today

Interesting story about this. I was talking to one of my good friends who works in Medical the other day (Navy shit) and this topic comes up. He says he just had to look at some dude’s disgusting, scabbed up ass crack during a checkup. I was ready to throw up just hearing that shit and my boy was just standing there straight faced about the shit. I’m like my man what the fuck have you been through where some shit like that is normal? Dude goes “Nah man that’s 4 times a month I gotta see a different asshole for the same shit. We give em a checklist for all the areas they focus on when they shower and when they get to the box that says check if you wash your ass they freeze up” I kid you not. Niggas, or white boys, rather, out here literally not washing ass. So take my man here seriously, please.