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What if Rocky was the most normal Eridian?

Why are they The Ginyu Force

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TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

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WHAT THE FUCK IT’S CHRISTMAS EVE WHY DID SOMEONE REBLOG THIS

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TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

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TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

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TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

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TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN

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Ares in Mythology:

Kills the guy who tried to assault his daughter and refused to apologize for it when he got put on trial (it was ruled justifiable homicide by Athena btw).

The only time he’d been captured in battle was when he was protecting his mom from being captured by giants who wanted to forcibly marry her.

Found and Freed Thanatos when he was imprisoned by Sisyphus when no other Gods could

Helps found the Amazons by helping their founder escape her abusive husband and becomes their patron God.

Genuinely loves and respects Aphrodite as her own person

One of his epithets is “feasted by women”.

Ares in Modern Media:

Meatheaded sexist asshole out of an eighties teen movie.

Conclusion: My boy is getting done dirtier than Hades in modern representation. Ares is one of the least problematic Gods in the pantheon (except for the murders, I will grant you) and ya’ll are sleeping on him.

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ALWAYS REBLOG THIS ONE

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I have never hit the reblog button so fast

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*sees that my post has 10,000 notes* By Talos this can’t be happening.

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*sees that my post has

10,000 notes* By Talos

this can’t be happening.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

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does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver

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the reblog map is all of us holding hands btw

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We are each other's night sky. No one is alone here.

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night sky continues to get brighter. theres always people here for you

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I will reblog this every Christmas season I’m on tumblr.

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It’s beginning to look a lot like shit scram

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