This is me. The irreducible me.

babe ur so africa by toto

new ask meme lmk what song u think I embody

@fagnfurter your SO fucking Africa by toto.

signs that your child is COOL as FUCK

Concept: a D&D campaign that takes the game’s “most monsters are intelligent and capable of speech so that high-Charisma PCs can fast-talk them” conceit to its logical conclusion and turns every quest into a courtroom drama. Like, the local innkeeper wants those giant spiders chased out of her basement, but the spiders are claiming adverse possession on the basis that she hasn’t cleaned the place in literal decades, and now you’ve got to figure out how squatter’s rights apply to cave-dwelling arthropods.

Later, those same spiders and the animated skeletons from the town graveyard become embroiled in an acrimonious mineral rights dispute after an expansion to the local catacombs uncovers a vein of mythril. They’re very litigious spiders!

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@straightenyourbadge

I mean, if this is what y'all want...

What do you MEAN they’re canon?

@straightenyourbadge please tell me this isn’t the truth

I have never before heard this theory, but I'm convinced beyond a shadow of a doubt that this is the truth.

@straightenyourbadge when

You know, I got a whole carton of raspberries at home... It's time to ascend.

@straightenyourbadge

@saddydeathday just sent me this exact post, and I want all of you - my dear players - to know you’re the reason I’m throwing demons at this damn island.

@straightenyourbadge   …….are the demons hot?

Oh wait, they're devils. My b.

@straightenyourbadge

@saddydeathday just sent me this exact post, and I want all of you - my dear players - to know you're the reason I'm throwing demons at this damn island.

Heyo, check out this rad shit! @icastrayoffrost did a killer job bringing my mob boss Kalamaia Euphoria to life.

As a sociologist I would like to clarify that the Cybertronian assholes who believe form dictates function are “Functionists”, while the sociological theory that asserts that society is a complex system whose parts work together to promote solidarity and stability is the Structural “Functionalist” theory.

Okay, I actually have a degree in Sociology now, so I'm reblogging this again as a CERTIFIED sociologist.

maybe the real graduation was the friends you made along the way

Real talk though, yeah...