Polygonal Grapes Stole my Sanity

It's probably not a great economic indicator that I've stopped getting spam claiming it wants to give me a million dollars and started getting spam claiming it wants to give me a job at Walmart.

hi yeah i know ive been on this medication for 8 years but i need-- yeah. yeah 3 more months please. I'll call you in 3 months to beg for 3 more months, thanks. Bye. Love you.

You’re so correct about all of these and it is our human right to be incredibly disordered about bats online. Thank you. Let’s go take ibuprofen together.

you’re doing god’s work here

i want to be wanted but not just physically or sexually, i want to be wanted because i'm ME, i want to be seen and known and understood, i want to be studied and have someone remember little things about me like my hobbies or my fave foods or drinks or how i like my coffee, i want to be chosen, i want commitment to knowing me, i want someone to care about me enough to remember me when im not there

wow you got to the red stop light faster and more dangerously than anyone else. should we throw a party?? should we call nascar

i just listened to all the music thats ever been. my favorite was a song a little girl sang to her cat in greece in 1286. my second favorite was from a ceremonial performance in modern day ethiopia, from 22000 bc. i also liked STEELY DAN.

OP, this is genuinely a masterpiece, three poems in one, moving and well crafted. Please tell me you have submitted it to at least some poetry contests, and if not, please do so.

Idk who needs to hear this but bisexuality includes trans people. Not "it can" include trans people or it "sometimes" includes trans people. It does. It always has. Any bisexual who says there's doesn't is just a transphobe and doesn't fucking represent what we're about.

'Pansexuality is like bisexuality, except it includes trans people' was one of the biggest brainrot takes of the mid 2010s on this hellsite, truly.