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happy june everybody i hope you get fucked and/or sucked this month

what if we don't wanna be?

god's weakest soldier is scrolling tumblr instead of being productive or participating in any of their hobbies

september was practice… in october I’m getting my shit together

in november I'm getting my shit together

in december I’m getting my shit together

in february I’m getting my shit together

in march I’m getting my shit together

in april I’m getting my shit together

in may I’m getting my shit together

"but the text never explicitly stated it!!!" hey, so that's actually what they tried to teach you in those english classes you barely passed 😁

he's gonna die one day soon and it wont fix everything but it'll feel great and the whole world is gonna fucking party together

Happens all the time and I hate it.

we all talk a big game on here but the honest truth at the end of the day is that if i saw slenderman i would be really scared

okay that was not my last straw but i have maybe 3 to 4 straws left at most so watch out.

I hate that “chat” now makes people think of chatgpt. no. I’m asking my imaginary greek chorus twitch audience.

not even shakespeare could write this

hey so if anyone thinks they might be the irl simon ghost riley call me asap i wont look at another man ever again

please